Desert Island
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In that case, I'm taking:
A reversible tuxedo;
A watch with a built-in laser; and
An inexhaustible supply of one liners.
I reckon Dave569's initial idea was fairly ambitious. Quite handy to have against an orbital death ray control centre too. Although all you really need to take out such a centre is a borrowed AT-ST, a wookie and some Ewoks.
Elephant Jon? Is that for using the dung for water collection BG stylee? Genius!
They were actually Poppys choices. Not bad for a five year old eh?
I read that as plastic sheep/tarping...
Excellent first two choices.
That made oi larrf!
Need I remind you, the result of that Star Wars test for "which character are you like?", was Luke Skywalker... (huffs on and polishes fingernails on T shirt)
I'd take;
1 - Toddy; she knows herbal remedies, booze recipes, songs, poems and knows how to make everything from a grass skirt to a 5 star palm frond lean to and everything else in between.
2 - That irritating Geordie bloke that did the voice overs on the adverts etc for Big Brother. Just so every evening I could say "Howay! Toneet on the desert eeland.." and then punch his lights out.
3 - Everybody else's choices except the Guitar. What point is there in having a Geetar when there is no cheese to slice?...
Those who know me, may be surprised that I didn't say I'd take the dog. Without going into all the why's and wherefore's, all I'll say is he'd find me. Trust me, he'd find me...
EDIT to No.3;
Unlike JonathanD, I certainly wouldn't take Elefant Jon. I don't care how popular his versions of candle in the wind were.
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You never said if you were to be stranded on this desert island or not, I went to a Cuban desert island, the wife cigars and all the rum you can drink was a bloody good combination!!!
Johnnytheboy knows his onions about desert/deserted islands...
Cambuskenneth, Cambusbarron, Camelon, Grangemouth, Falkirk and the slip road (canal extension) to the Avon, leading to the Forth.
A desert island reminds him of the Mannequi, Reids, Coasters and the Argyle Bar.
Sorry, forgot Rosie O'Grady's...
Cambuskenneth, Cambusbarron, Camelon, Grangemouth, Falkirk and the slip road (canal extension) to the Avon, leading to the Forth.
A desert island reminds him of the Mannequi, Reids, Coasters and the Argyle Bar.
Sorry, forgot Rosie O'Grady's...
In Clackmannan the only three things you need are a flack jacket, a fish supper and a bus fare to get out of dodge.
And the heaviest of the lot is the fish supper...
They need to sort their batter out. At least it wisny Sauchie...
LOL Cunny Funt :-D
Plenty of deserted islands you can visit on a day trip, or night out as you put it lol
Come on sportsters is the new in place lol
Plenty of deserted islands you can visit on a day trip, or night out as you put it lol
Come on sportsters is the new in place lol
Sportsters? (Why does that spelling look wrong?)
Sport-sters? (Better, or is it my age?)
Is that "Pennys/Pennies" Bar above Coasters?
Shudders....
Nah, you'll be aw hoi tee toity in Newmarket St...
Billy was known for his largesse, but his horse was actually fatter...
C'moan the Hoops!!!
Snigger...
Liam
