Chuck Norris Jokes

[Nagual]

The power of Chuck makes you watch his really bad films even though you can't stand the man or his abysmal acting skills, and wish you could in fact let your brains dribble out your ears instead of watching him.

 

[MSkiba]

as most films from that era

 

[woof]

Before they met Chuck Norris, The Black Eyed Peas were simply known as 'The Peas'.

The best one yet !

Rob

 

[woof]

Chuck had the idea of selling his urine as canned beverage, we know it as red bull.

Rob

 

[ex-member Raikey]

Chuck Norris Taught Yoda how to use the Force,..

 

[Walks with dogs]

Chuck sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

 

[DaveBromley]

Chuck sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

this one is my favourite so far lol

Dave

 

[marcelxl]

apparently Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris

 

[Dormouse]

Chuck Norris' smile brings dead puppies back to life.

 

[woof]

Chuck Norris' smile brings dead puppies back to life.

Just a pity he has never smiled !.

Rob

 

[Bushcraftsman]

chuck norris doesn't cut his grass..he just looks at it and dares it to grow

 

[Shambling Shaman]

kung fu Fri starts 17th Dec on Syfy (no joke)

 

[Mojoracinguk]

"When Chuck Norris rubs two ice cubes together he can start a fire".

This was on a web site selling chuck norris slogans custom printed on t-Shirts.....was cool....will have to find it later...I want one.

 

[Sniper]

Chuck fought the law and Chuck won.... Chuck fought the law and Chuck won