Chuck Norris Jokes

[forestwalker]

More bushcrafty is http://larsmonsenfacts.com/, but pretty much all of you would have to use Google translator on it

 

[CBJ]

Theres no such thing as a nuclear explosion its Chuck Norris expelling trapped wind

 

[DaveBromley]

chuck norris is what caused the dinosaurs to go extinct

Dave

 

[Shambling Shaman]

Chuck Norris can boil water with his own rage.

 

[sapper1]

Chuck Norris used to be a lumberjack in the Sahara Forest.

 

[bilmo-p5]

Chuck who?...

 

[Matt.S]

Chuck Norris can unpop balloons.

 

[Retired Member southey]

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

when a tree falls Chuck Norris hears it

Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a muzzleloader and won.

 

[launditch1]

Chuck Norris smells of wee.

 

[Shambling Shaman]

Southey

lol, good Edit...

 

[DaveBromley]

when chuck norris throws a boomerang Its to scared to come back!

Dave

 

[Peter_t]

chuch norris never wet the bed as a child, the bed wet itself.


pete

 

[Retired Member southey]

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

 

[telwebb]

chuck who?

 

[Shambling Shaman]

The speed of sound is 343.2 metres per second
The speed of light 299,792,458 meters per second
The speed of Chuck Norris round house kick can not be measured as no technology yet (or ever will) exists to work it out.

 

[DaveBromley]

Chuck Norris is the reason The Dead Sea is dead!

Evolution stopped the day that Chuck Norris was born

Dave

 

[woof]

Most people use google, google ask chuck norris.

Chuck norris does'nt listen to music, music listens to chuck norris.

If you can see chuck norris, chuck norris can see you. If you can't see chuck norris, you maybe only moments away from death.

Rob

 

[ex-member Raikey]

N-Dubz only exist because Chuck Norris allows it

 

[lannyman8]

Chuck Norris does not need sangers, the rounds just bounce off..........

 

[Whittler Kev]

Sure made me smile
and..

Chucks guns are not loaded ....the pressure wave made by drawing them kills you