Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris likes Wagner,....

this is why despite millions of votes against him every week, he remains in the line up....

(the wife did this one...lol)
 
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub.
Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
 
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My favourite (can't remember it exactly so adlibbing);

In great respect, awe and appriciation for Chuck Norris, the New York Mayor decided to name a street after the legend. But it had to be closed and renamed only hours after opening. Anybody walking across the street just seemed to drop down dead. There was an amazing death count of 67 in the first hour.

The moral of the story - nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives...!
 
My favourite (can't remember it exactly so adlibbing);

In great respect, awe and appriciation for Chuck Norris, the New York Mayor decided to name a street after the legend. But it had to be closed and renamed only hours after opening. Anybody walking across the street just seemed to drop down dead. There was an amazing death count of 67 in the first hour.

The moral of the story - nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives...!


rofl, not heard that on before..
 

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