Blatant Bushcraft?

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I saw this Jackass program the other day, so I'm wondering if this is serious or a wind up:dunno:

Read the thread from the beginning ;)
you'll see I started the challenge, no joke,
you'll also find I have done it already 3 times!!!!

jack bottom would set up a tarp then ride a shopping trolley through it!
not the same!

Hmm, hadn't seen this thread before ...

I wonder where I could go ...

The world is your oyster mate! read the whole thread for some ideas ;)
 
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Just thought you might like your error pointed out to you o' one.:)

In a bit,

Dave

My kingdom...My spelling-eth!
leave this place-eth and never return!!!
Sorree abowt beeying Blatent abowt it, I Hayte beeying Blatent but that's just how it is!
(sort that lot out!);)
 
I just thought it was meant to be a play on words like Blatent and thought that BlaTarp would be more appropriate!!!!!!

A cloak your majesty? sorry I didn't bring one but that is my horse and cart waitingeth:nana:
Colin
 
I'm late coming into this thread but having had a word with a chum today I have a fiendish plan which when it comes to fruition shall smit this so called king. Be afraid rappley, be very very afraid. MWAHAAAAHAAAA!
 
I'm late coming into this thread but having had a word with a chum today I have a fiendish plan which when it comes to fruition shall smit this so called king. Be afraid rappley, be very very afraid. MWAHAAAAHAAAA!

I would be afraid-eth if I'd seen a single attemt-eth!
Nay, one says, one thinks one shall be King for some time yet!
 
IF it comes off, it will be. Its looking 50/50 at the moment.

Many people have said the same! ;) still waiting though!

Remember the rules are set and interpreted by HBM (His Bushcraft Majesty)

Can't remember them all but I think you need a tarp, pot, fire (made by bowdrill) and you must carve a trystick and you must wear OD or camo.

HBM (His Bushcraft Majesty)......Hm I like this-eth a lot!:D
Bod your death will be quick and painless;)

the rules are:

1. a tarp/poncho/basha/ must be up.
2. a cooker/stove must be visible.
3. a mug/cup/zebra billy/mess tin must be visible.
4. a bush hat (would be preferable) but is not essential.

DO NOT: camp in a dangerous place, i.e. on a frozen lake/ train lines/ road/ no holding up traffic, etc etc.
DO NOT: camp somewhere you will be arrested for(use your own discretion).
DO NOT: blame or even mention BCUK if it all goes wrong and you have to explane your actions to a policeman/security guard/soldier! we don't know you!
DO NOT: do it in front of a CCTV camera.....please check!

other rules:
It has to be blatant ;)
head to foot in DPM, with a DPM balaclava, behind a DPM basha, covered in leaves won't cut it!
 
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