Are you ready for the end?

[santaman2000]

it's about as guarunteed as pigs flying mate...

I can see you've never worked on F4 Phantoms. If you had you'ld know that pigs flew quite well for several decades

 

[tobes01]

That reminds me, put the cat out.

Poor bugger looses his bowel contents on fireworks night, the end of the world, well... thats going to get messy!

Don't worry, there's folk who will look after the cat for you if you're lucky enough to be carried off to heaven with all the nice people.

http://postrapturepetcare.com/

 

[Tengu]

I dont know which Reality.

it could be several of them

 

[Silverhill]

I hope it's after 11 ish! I'm off to see the Manics in Cardiff and would prefer the Apocalypse to be postponed until the band have finished. Ta.

 

[Sniper]

Anybody on here with a bit of clout ? only i have a meet planned for the weekend after , and it will be a shame not to wait till then , i am prepared to offer a tenner for the messing about any good ?

Ok Mick, job done......I've had a word with the big man and he's gonna put it off for another few million years for me......cheers mate.

 

[treefrog]

uhhmmm, it's 2012 actually.... That should buy you a bit more time...

I'm rather glad about that, I've just pre-ordered a book from Amazon.

 

[tobes01]

I hope it's after 11 ish! I'm off to see the Manics in Cardiff and would prefer the Apocalypse to be postponed until the band have finished. Ta.

It's 4pm PST so you should be fine. Of course, if you're confident you'll be one of the chosen few carried off to heaven then there's no need to arrange transport home. If you get stuck here with the rest of us awaiting the Big Day of Obliteration then at least you'll hear the encore and be able to get a kebab on the way home

 

[Silverhill]

It's 4pm PST so you should be fine. Of course, if you're confident you'll be one of the chosen few carried off to heaven then there's no need to arrange transport home. If you get stuck here with the rest of us awaiting the Big Day of Obliteration then at least you'll hear the encore and be able to get a kebab on the way home

Cheers Tobes. I'm looking forward to my revolving elephant's leg of joy with extra chilli now!

 

[R.Lewis]

I still don't get the math

"But Peter said: 'I know that one day for me is like a thousand years.' So 4990 plus 7001 years (the equivalent of seven days) equals 2011," he explained.

Last I heard 7 times 1000 is 7000, not 7001!

 

[Magentus]

Terrific! It's my birthday on Sunday. Or was going to have been.

 

[Samon]

I still don't get the math

"But Peter said: 'I know that one day for me is like a thousand years.' So 4990 plus 7001 years (the equivalent of seven days) equals 2011," he explained.

Last I heard 7 times 1000 is 7000, not 7001!

Yeah I was wondering about this mathematics too.. Have you seen his special bus he drives around in?

 

[R.Lewis]

What special bus?

 

[Samon]

His bus is decorated with end of the world crap and looks like a crazed hippies mystery van!

 

[Nova & Pinky]

What special bus?

The one with all the other special people on it?

 

[Pandabean]

Just checking if everyone is still alive out there?

 

[The Big Lebowski]

Well, That was a bit disappointing to say the least...

Anyone want to take 37 packets of pork scratchings off me.

 

[John Fenna]

Yeah - but Saturday aint over yet!

 

[TomBartlett]

People are making Rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow...

 

[Toddy]

Oooh, that was bad

M

 

[Teepee]

Yeah - but Saturday aint over yet!

It is in Australia