The Irony of knife recomendations on BCUK
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BARBER:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day
What - no support for custard slices - impossible to cut cleanly with either a Mora or a Woodlore!
Pah.... chocolate should never be used in cakes or flap jacks.... it's best in hot drinks and cadburys fruit and nut
Bah, all of of you modern ladyboys with yer flints and steels. When I were a lad we had to wait fer a lightning strike, etc, etc.
The invention of the wheel was where the rot started, grumble grumble.
The invention of the wheel was where the rot started, grumble grumble.
Well I do have one of those as well....but if I use it too much....I start to wish I could find a nearby car for a lift home...very gruelling those things...
You are into antiques arent you I got one of those formy 18th birthday
Do you have the manual adaptor.
So much fun thoughWell I do have one of those as well....but if I use it too much....I start to wish I could find a nearby car for a lift home...very gruelling those things...
BOD
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
So its better than chocolate for polishing the bottom of Coke cans?
Personally I prefer chocolate for that as it can be recycled into a drink after polishing
robin wood
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Here sir, try this delicious chocolate and grime
I know a fantastic goats cheese that is rolled in wood ash...why not choc a la muck, mud, bacteria and rat urine from where the cans are stored?
Mmmmmm!
For a second I was thinking you were one of the Twelve people who know how to make cola
