To be fair, anyone who goes round belting birds with skateboards deserves a slap themselves. It clearly wasn't a clean kill, and I can't condone that, even for a flying rat.
Can't help wondering if his court hearing was anything like the one in Blackadder IV.
The lad sounds like an arrogant tw*t. If you can't kill clean then don't do it, not as if he was in a life or death situation and needed the bird now was it.
well you know, he did grow up in France
thanks for clearing that up Red. But one more question -
How come its ok for the bus drivers to run them over then?!!
I live in the country.
I'm not sure what is this "bus" to which you refer?
Red
I live in the country.
I'm not sure what is this "bus" to which you refer?
Red
I too live in the country. The 'bus' is that enormous red thing that does 70mph down single-track lanes forcing all and sundry to leap into ditches if they wish to live to see another day.
I've been tracking one for a while now, they're quite elusive. i hear tell that they can swallow up to 40 people at once and can mow down innocent pedestrians at will before making off at high speed clipping cars and buildings alike.
they're tricksy ones tho as they leave no spoor as such, just a faint trail of diesel fumes and a debris path, yet they fit into the tightest of spaces.
they say their heads burn with words of power, the likes which no man may read and stay sane!
Back to the thread... Maybe the accused would care to share his recipe with the world? If he's found a way to make flying rats taste good then I'd like to know it.