Get your beards out for the girls

[TurboGirl]

Oh I found a legitimate pic I can use on this thread! A shot of Hubs when we first got together.... lordy, in excess of 2 decades ago! The dreads were great fun, it was like sleeping with a dozen tarantulas having a gang bang next to me I dids love them though... and the beard

I'd love him to grow it back, full face, now it has all those amaaazing colours maturity adds

A beardless bod, I can't wait to see that I kinda presumed you'd look quite like your young bro?

 

[GGTBod]

I've found appropriate pics but my net is too slow to load them and just cancels out every time i try.

So he hooked you in with a beard and dreads for bait and them took them away from you once he got you in the boat

 

[Haggis]

This is as close as I intend to come to showing me without a beard. Seriously, the last time the sun saw my entire face was in 1971. I was just out of the armed forces and looked as if I were yet young enough to be breast feeding,,,

 

[GGTBod]

Quality pic Haggis, top quality

Here is moi sans beard but with mohawk, i'm pulling a face cos i am eating a pint of cacti

This is a better pic of me at a Dutch rave called Smurfenland about a decade ago (baldy head under me smurf hat)

 

[TurboGirl]

So he hooked you in with a beard and dreads for bait and them took them away from you once he got you in the boat

2 reasons... one was work, he was an aerial rigger and he reached the limit of what the hard hat would fit and got pi$$ed at being passed up for promotion because of them and 2... well that involved a passionate interaction in the back of a 101GS when he threw back his head in ecstacy, which changed to a blood curdling scream as I held on for dear life not realising a couple of them had caught in a stray canvas buckle!

The beard became a neat goatee which is kinda like comparing a tour de france racing saddle to a king and queen seat on a goldwing as far as I'm concerned....

Hahaha Haggis thats a great pic! And Bod, your lass there looks a top chick too It must be lovely not to have to shave any more!

 

[Goatboy]

Now Mr Bod with that top photo you should really have a caption along the lines of "...You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK."

 

[GGTBod]

Aye the mad hair of the yooths lol i was a minimalist in regards to head hair back then, even stubble made women run a mile and sadly attracted attentions of the same sex looking for same sex so it was gillete mach 3 every day on chin and every week on the head.

That girl was madder than me, to put that in perspective i was the only person out of 1500 people who turned up to Smurfenland dressed as a bloody Smurf! Dutch people are no fun, it's all about the image, good thing was i got all the female attention, i went to the next year one as Papa Smurf and even blued up, again i was the only one, looking in my old pics now for a shot of it

 

[TurboGirl]

I thought the dutch were top chaps but then, I wasn't in much of a position to judge as when I used to escort folks to get 'em amsterdamaged, I spent most of my time just lovin' everyone regardless

You do look well 'ard in the other one, bit scary meeting you in the woods one dark night I never thought of the whole homoattraction being at play in full shaving. Although the young plucked turkey lad did have the old gaydar pinging like an asdic

 

[Goatboy]

If he was worried then we'd better not tell him what a "bear" is in certain communities Auntie Turbo!!!

 

[GGTBod]

Great people and very friendly, loads of Dutch friends i have but they are very reserved in persona, all the ones i knew were hardcore techno ravers and supposedly right out there, maybe it was just in comparison to me and my mad mates who used to travel all over for the raves and festivals, we'd turn up dressed ready for 3 days intense raving and our dutch friends looked dressed for a fashionable nightclub and it was all about being seen in the right place and circles

 

[TurboGirl]

I'm an Ursula!!! That sooo suits me!

 

[GGTBod]

I had no concern about homosexuals other than i did not like getting hit on every time i had 2mm of stubble, i got properly felt up once too in a club in London, proper Rolf harris style, looked straight at me and groped my nether regions, i was very chemically altered and as friendly as you could be at the time but that cramped my buzz for sure, guy apologised and blamed himself being on xtc that caused it to happen

 

[Goatboy]

Mmmm hard enough to join GBs eidelweiss pirates or use to split logs, I'm sure! I had a mate once who would turn to jelly if his nipples were manipulated... hours of harmless fun

Wow that lucious head of curls is WASTED on a man, GB!! You have a good strong chin line. One of the lucky ones who can stand either way, with or without beard

Why thank you Auntie, that was it cut, before I could sit on it, and used to do all sorts of crazy pleats through it. Must admit a few girlfriends were jealous of my long curls. I had to cut it as the ends got ruined when a dye job (to Prussian Blue) went wrong.

 

[John Fenna]

Heard about the heavily bearded, rugged looking homosexual gent who was a manic depressive?
Seems he was a bi-Polar Bear....
I hope I have not upset two minorities with one joke ..I got it off the BBC ("Clare in the Community - the best radio comedy since The Goon Show!)

 

[TurboGirl]

...(he) apologised and blamed himself being on xtc that caused it to happen

Since I blame my occasional bursts of foul language on the tourettes I don't have, can I get away with intimate goosing on that despite the fact I've never taken it?! EXCELLENT....

Hahaha very good, Mr Fenna!!

 

[GGTBod]

Made me laugh but i do love a good bad joke, my favourite is

Universe implodes - no matter

 

[GGTBod]

Since I blame my occasional bursts of foul language on the tourettes I don't have, can I get away with intimate goosing on that despite the fact I've never taken it?! EXCELLENT....

I kept thinking afterwards if i hit on women like that i'd be in jail or if i'd escaped jail then i'd be under investigation now by Operation Yewtree

 

[TurboGirl]

I do waits till they're drunk to the point of incoherent and only goose the hubs or his wingmen when he is about, so its just a giggle And I invoke the 5 second rule, it works for that as well as food.

Loving the joke luv! I quite like the 'Oxidants happen' one here.....

Seriously its about judging but its so much easier for a lass than lads. It's completely unfair, I knows.

 

[British Red]

And I invoke the 5 second rule, it works for that as well as food.

If its been down for less than 5 seconds its okay to eat it ???

 

[GGTBod]

Great bad chem jokes.

I think what got me was i grew up in the changeover, at school aged about 9 we had a weeks worth of lessons on what constitutes sexual harassment, this was 84ish, the teachers were teaching us as they had been told to but it was delivered in the same way as they did with Evolution being that it was a school run by a devout Catholic headmistress i'll leave those lessons to your imagination other than to say each fact was delivered but then so was God's version so although confused by sexual harrassment i was very aware of it's existence and that us men were responsible for most of it