How many forum members does it take to cahnge a lighbulb?

[Zingmo]

I always wear a bracelet woven from 35 metres of tungsten wire, in case I have to improvise a lamp filament when I'm in the bush.

Z

 

[Zingmo]

I think I have found the answer - an edc http://www.trueutility.com/pocket-tools-store/litebulb.htmllight bulb

8)

Z

 

[rik_uk3]

Don't know about how many Bushcrafters it takes to change a light bulb but I'm told it takes 31 feminists to change a light bulb.

One to change the bulb

Thirty to talk about the passive role of the socket.

 

[stevec038]

How many psychiatrists?.................One, but only if the lightbulb really wants to be changed. Without a doubt the funniest post ever!

 

[Biker]

How many women's institute members does it take?

20 One the changed the bulb the other nineteen to prepare refreshments and lay out the tables for the event.

 

[blacktimberwolf]

How many BcUK members does it take to change a light bulb ?

18.

1 to ask how to change a lightbulb already knowing the answer......
2 to give the most practical method.
5 to claim that they have changed more lightbulbs han anyone else.
6 to start a list of the best brands of lightbulb..
1 to say that he is following the topic with interest as he has always wanted to know how to change a lightbulb
1 to say "it depends on what you mean by lightbulb".
1 to make a witty remark.



















And one to point out that only makes 17.

 

[Toddy]

I always wear a bracelet woven from 35 metres of tungsten wire, in case I have to improvise a lamp filament when I'm in the bush.

Z

Have you seen John Kemp's woven stainless steel bracelets ? Stunningly good

Bottom of this page
http://www.knyph.co.uk/ropework.html

cheers,
M

 

[Biker]

And one to point out that only makes 17.

And someone else to come along and say: "Mate you really really need to get out more."

Sorry, couldn't resist commenting on that. But well spotted. Obviously maths in not my strong point.

 

[Seagull]

Have you seen John Kemp's woven stainless steel bracelets ? Stunningly good

Bottom of this page
http://www.knyph.co.uk/ropework.html

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cheers,
M

I hadn't, but by gum, his ropework is first class and those bracelet grommets, whooooo..to form these 6 stranded he uses a pilot or a sleeper wire as a central core which is gradually removed bit by bit as he backlays the working strand . very clever and dexterous marlinspike stuff. I bet not many of todays riggers can do that

Ceeg

 

[Toddy]

I have a pair of the little earrings he made for me, and they are incredible workmanship

You'd enjoy his company Ceeg, he's friends with Des Pawson too

If I won a million I'd invite all of the people that I know with skills like them for a week's holiday and just enjoy the company and the conversation

atb,
M

 

[Harvestman]

How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?




Two.

One to change the bulb, and the other one to shoot him in the back and take the credit.

 

[Biker]

How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?




Two.

One to change the bulb, and the other one to shoot him in the back and take the credit.

That got a laugh out loud. Nice one.

Seems I've worked with a few Klingons then.

 

[shaggystu]

.......Seems I've worked with a few Klingons then.

me too, but that's more than enough information about my time as a care worker

 

[Biker]

me too, but that's more than enough information about my time as a care worker

Took a moment or two for the penny to drop on that comment, but when it did....

 

[drewdunnrespect]

how many bushcrafters does it take to make a thread about a thread about changing light bulb

bloody hell gep a grip man dont ask such questions its far to numorous and complaicated to work out

 

[shaggystu]

...... gep a grip man dont ask such questions its far to numorous and complaicated to work out

bless you drew, you don't half brighten up my life

 

[British Red]

How many Apple fanboys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None - there is an app for that!

 

[British Red]

Q: How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb. to begin with.