Zombie Apocalypse? In Winter? - Sorted

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I have seen Glass-fibre canoes upgraded to Kevlar... why not a Battle Ready Kevlar Combat Armoured Robin? .... "Battle CAR" for short :)
I want one!
 
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AND FOR WHEN THEY GROW UP.....

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Surely they might congregate under your boat eventually build small pyramid trying to clamber up to get you? Or would the water prevent them from smelling you? This has worried me for a while.
 
Surely they might congregate under your boat eventually build small pyramid trying to clamber up to get you? Or would the water prevent them from smelling you? This has worried me for a while.

As near as I've been able to suss it out, the wave action or currents washes of the decaying flesh and they disintegrate. No personal experience though.
 
As near as I've been able to suss it out, the wave action or currents washes of the decaying flesh and they disintegrate. No personal experience though.

That or schools of fish come along for a nibble and just don't stop. Oh the irony! :rolleyes:

Mental note to self - Don't eat fish from sources known to have had zombies walk across.

About the too slow comment from Tengu. Obviously the zombies I'd need to get away from are the Resident Evil 1 variety, who shuffle about aimlessly looking for a snack. The Resident Evil 3 and World War Z zombies will be banned from my own personal Zombie Apocalypse. Heck, in that world even Roller skates would be an asset..... Hmmmmm 4x4 rough terrain roller skates. Now there's a gap in the market that could be exploited. This time next year Rodders (or Zombie Apocalypse, whichever comes first) I'll be a mullyanaire! :cool:

But then there's always this:

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The spare tyre is for putting around the neck of the leader of your rival survivors and filling with petrol.

remember your real enemy is the one who can squeeze a trigger. Not the ones confused by a ladder...

i'll get my coat ( read chain anti shark suit)

Tom
 

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