Zombie Apocalypse? In Winter? - Sorted

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Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Saw this over at DeviantART just now. Me Want!

(OK so there's a spare tyre on the bonnet when it's kitted out with caterpillar tracks, but no matter, me STILL want!)

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I was so busy drooling over the tracks and the woman and puzzling on the spare tyre i missed the MINGUN ;)
 
C'mon fellahs, really!

There's not nearly enough ammo in that tin sat next to the minigun to make it worthwhile and just two WWII grenades! It might handle well enough up and down kerbs with those tracks on, but the top speed is going to be pitiful! and I bet that box behind the driver is full of the tools necessary to keep it running.

Ogri the trog
 
For me it was all about the look, i have no practical experience or understanding of machinery like that, felt it enhanced the hotness of the woman on it no end, i don't even drive any sort of combustion engine, never have and never will
 
Yup I just hope the safety is engaged or that fine young lass will be a jammy smear over what's left of the spare tyre. I doo like it though, essential MOOT patrol kit for you I think Aaron!
 
I'll have two please, ( but with the design flaw of my head being next to or in front of the barrel fixed.) So.. Replace the tyre with the minigun (with auto target acquisition added). And scythes. At head height. And a lawnmower blade on the front. (We ARE talking zombies, aren't we?) And waterproofs, its gonna get messy!
 
You forgot goggles the backsplash of jib from the repeated frags will impair vision
 
Too slow! All too slow!

Fast enough for purpose though. After all, zombies aren't known for their speed. But ideally it should be amphibious as well; so as to retreat beyond their ability to pursue (zombies can't swim)
 
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