You know you’re getting old when……

Paul_B

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Or you know that peeing at any other time than I'm immediately before getting into your sleeping bag will result in a night-time excursion.

Or you need a selfie stick to read a map, book or whatever without special glasses. I don't need reading glasses just longer arms!
 
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JonathanD

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I wouldn’t mind. But I’m going to have to extricate myself from this great position and trek through brambles to a place well away out of the way upwind where they won’t pick up the scent. Life is so hard sometimes.
 
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punkrockcaveman

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Sods law. Pretty much everytime I go kayak fishing, after donning the drysuit, boots, pfd, vhf, rigged up rods, clipped everything up, dragged the thing down the beach, launched, paddled out a mile or so, anchored up and put a bait in the water... nature calls. Like clockwork
 
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Robson Valley

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Old?

When you argue with family about who can see the best to dig a wood sliver out of my hand! My glasses have a newer prescription than yours.

When you argue with a hunting partner about who has the best balance to bend over and field dress a grouse without falling on your face!
 

Nice65

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Sods law. Pretty much everytime I go kayak fishing, after donning the drysuit, boots, pfd, vhf, rigged up rods, clipped everything up, dragged the thing down the beach, launched, paddled out a mile or so, anchored up and put a bait in the water... nature calls. Like clockwork
Same with getting into a sleeping bag, in a hammock, zipping the bug net, thrashing about a bit to get in the comfy zone, have a listen to the night noises, adjust pillow, close eyes. Cue the swearing.
 

Kadushu

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Well at the moment a badger or badgers come into my garden at night looking for water. They did the same last year during dry weather, digging up soaker hose and digging a hole where my water butt tap drips (another sign of old age!) So now I leave a bucket of water out for them.
 
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I've found the best thing whilst waiting is to throw some Monkey nuts in their shells down the Sett hole - You'll hear the crunch!-crunch! in enough time to be still.

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could someone please enlighten me what monkey nuts are?! (at least the local primates would object of i remove parts of their anatomy and chuck them down a badger's hole :p :p )
throwing a handful of dog hair down the entrance hole of a badger family's home in Japan convinced them to move on (they decided to move under a shed 10 meters from my room and raided the camping ground garbage bin every night ) -- which seemed a better solution to me than the local hunter dispatching them..
 

TeeDee

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could someone please enlighten me what monkey nuts are?! (at least the local primates would object of i remove parts of their anatomy and chuck them down a badger's hole :p :p )
throwing a handful of dog hair down the entrance hole of a badger family's home in Japan convinced them to move on (they decided to move under a shed 10 meters from my room and raided the camping ground garbage bin every night ) -- which seemed a better solution to me than the local hunter dispatching them..

Peanuts in their shells.




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JonathanD

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I've found the best thing whilst waiting is to throw some Monkey nuts in their shells down the Sett hole - You'll hear the crunch!-crunch! in enough time to be still.

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My badgers makes so much noise you don’t need too. Literally three minutes after stashing my iPad I could hear the first one crashing around
 
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JonathanD

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Right after I left here to enjoy the night time shnufflings, I legged it out of the area to release. Got back, and 20 minutes into watching the big badger boar do his noisy things. I had to go again. Held off to get some good pictures. Didn’t work. He is there somewhere if…there wasn’t so much flashback.

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So moved off to watch the bats and foxes on the woodland edge across the fields. Wonderful place. You can fall asleep there, but I chose the one night when the rugby club is practicing late.

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They don’t stop open too long usually. But it’s sad when you can hear Robin and Blackbird singing at least an hour and a half after they should have roosted and nodded off. The moths around the lights are like a massive cloud. The spots against the sky in the picture aren’t stars. They’re bats.

So I laid back and chilled watching the stars and the leaves as the rain started falling.

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Then headed back through the woods home. Rain falling and peace all around me. You can’t pay for this. The smells, the sounds… etc.

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