You know you’re getting old when……

[billycoen]

ve developed the habit of reading the obituaries in the regional newspapers.
Seem to find my friends that way.

Have you noticed that everyone dies in alphabetical order.

 

[Robson Valley]

We've got nothing here any more but digital weekly rags. The obits seem arranged by the lengths of the testimonials.

 

[demographic]

I noticed I must be getting old because I realised road tax is more expensive that insurance.

Yer not that old then, my mother is 88 and still driving, at a point insurance starts to go back up again.

 

[oldtimer]

When you tell your 54 year-old son, "I'm not over the hill yet!"
And he replies, "That's because you can no longer get up the slope."

 

[Broch]

When you tell your 54 year-old son, "I'm not over the hill yet!"
And he replies, "That's because you can no longer get up the slope."

Yep, my Lad's 40 at the end of the month; so you have my sympathies.