I will now post a quick recipe, it is basically the one that Scruff used to cook on his trangia. Not a hint of meths was tainting the food, and it was delightful. If I have it slightly wrong, then it is because the Scruffy one is a master at his game and I am a mere impersonator when it comes to this menu. I just ate it tonight for my tea, the garlic bread is probably doable on the trangia although I don't know how. Rice can be substituted with pasta and parts can be left out. It is a great recipe and is definately a one pot-er.
Most of the ingredients can be found in your local Lidl for pennies, and will make a sastisfying meal.
One Chorizo, labelled (in Lidl) Dualano Paprika-Salami, sliced
One onion, finely chopped. Two if you choose small red onions
A couple cloves of garlic, finely sliced
Celery, one clump or whatever it comes in! Chopped into chunks
Two tins of chopped tomatoes, Lidl stock them branded as Nostia chopped tomatoes
Rice/pasta to serve three/four
Water for the rice
What to do:
Light your Trangia, get the pan good and hot. (The large Trangia billy that is available is good for a large group. You will have to significantly reduce the portions if you cook in the tiny pots!) Bung in the chopped onion and sliced chorizo. The natural fats in the chorizo will leach out to fry the onions. A small splash of water can help release the oils faster.
Bung in the sliced garlic, give the whole thing a stir. By now you should be saying "If you could only smell this!" in a Ray Mears stylee!
If the heat is too much, bung the simmer ring on. Sweat it all off a bit, which means heat it but don't burn it from what I can gather!
Chop the celery up into half inch pieces. If you're young, try a centimetre and a bit! Stickj it in the pot and don't worry if you don't like celery. I loathe it, but it tastes fantastic in this recipe. If you have a lid for your pot, stick it on and let it sweat a bit more.
Bung the tins of toms in. If you have taken some fresh toms along too, bung 'em in. They can only add to the overall texture of the meal. The small cherry toms are quite nice in there (I hate fresh toms too, but they work in this recipe just fine!). Sweat it again!
You can add any spices you wish here. Whatever is in your camp kitchen, so a dash of tabasco, a few dried chillis maybe, some black pepper if you like. Salt is a good thing to add if you've been tramping around all day to replace lost salts. Sweat it like a POW!
Next bit is where Scruff lost me. He bunged uncooked rice into the pot with everything else and added some ratio of water. He knows what he is doing, 'cos it was awesome grub. I cheat and bung a bag of precooked rice in! Either that, or make the rice/pasta seperately and bung it in when it's cooked.
Stir it up, scrape it off and serve it to the drooling imbeciles that are your fellow camp mates. They'll think you're the best chef since HFW (!) and you'll have gained immortality through your expertise with a small metal cooker and some meths! I speak from experience (At the drooling imbecile end of the spectrum!
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If you don't like it, enjoy your Wayfarers Sawdust in Sawdust Sauce!