what strange things have you done at work today?

[outdoorpaddy]

It's within the Clandeboye Estate, in a big old walled garden where small seedlings and saplings are grown, I'm there for a week, finishing tomorrow. There's people
who have been there for over seven months which I find impressive seeing as I'm absolutely shattered after four days. It's pretty much general upkeep of the tree
nursery in terms of maintenance (scraping moss off the ground) and looking after the trees, of course (weeding, watering and the like). It's a bit strenuous, but hey,
it got me off my a*se for a week.

outdoorpaddy

 

[billybob0987]

not technically a strange thing i did, but a few weeks ago, i had to deliver a chaise longue to someone, which normally involves carrying it in, usually through ridiculous doorways and sometimes second floor windows, but this person was wierd, rather than let us big burly delivery men on her new cream carpet with our shoes which were clean, or risk foot odour making us take them of (very wise in my case) she decided to makes us wait by the door while she dragged it 10 or 15 feet across her precious new carpet, especially bad seeing as i had spent a good hour fixing the legs 2 days before

 

[The Big Lebowski]

Replaced the LCD on my mates Audi S3 dash.... One lifted pad and £700 to replace.

Its amazing how much a soldering iron shakes on x10 mag

(dont tell the boss)

 

[geordienemisis]

I have just signed up to this organ donation site http://www.save5.org.uk/ please sign up its for a good cause.

 

[EmmaD]

I stuck some things up some adders bottoms, then put them in my fridge.

You said they were DNA samples. Not recalling any mention of bottoms.

Tomorrow I'll be cleaning a fridge which is full of fresh food and the juice from the bottoms of wild snakes!!!

 

[Maggot]

I filled a false arm with blood.

 

[toilet digger]

I have just signed up to this organ donation site http://www.save5.org.uk/ please sign up its for a good cause.

good call

 

[blacktimberwolf]

You said they were DNA samples. Not recalling any mention of bottoms.

Tomorrow I'll be cleaning a fridge which is full of fresh food and the juice from the bottoms of wild snakes!!!

There is probably some far away land where serpent cloaca secretions are considered a delicacy.

 

[ex-member Raikey]

pushed invoices from one tray to another for an hour

sent 3 technicians to Malta on a secondment

arranged the PDI of 100 new vehicles from a Dutch manufacturer through an Irish dealership and into the UK.

proposed a change of shift for 60% of the workforce

investigated the HR minefield that is flexible working and arranged a meeting to discuss when to hold a meeting to talk about the meeting we were,....stop me when your bored,.....

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[ex-member Raikey]

and drank about 15 mugs of black coffee

 

[toilet digger]

pushed invoices from one tray to another for an hour

sent 3 technicians to Malta on a secondment

arranged the PDI of 100 new vehicles from a Dutch manufacturer through an Irish dealership and into the UK.

proposed a change of shift for 60% of the workforce

investigated the HR minefield that is flexible working and arranged a meeting to discuss when to hold a meeting to talk about the meeting we were,....stop me when your bored,.....

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

ROCK AND ROLL!!!

no wonder you're so interesting at meets

 

[Robbi]

so what did you do for the rest of the day ?

 

[Miyagi]

You said they were DNA samples. Not recalling any mention of bottoms.

Tomorrow I'll be cleaning a fridge which is full of fresh food and the juice from the bottoms of wild snakes!!!

Hahahahahaha, I nearly inhaled my coffee!

 

[greensurfingbear]

I got to roam around one of my nature reserves and have it pretty much to myself.....well ok I saw some members of the public loitering making the place look messy, but for the most part it was lovely and quiet.

 

[billybob0987]

arranged the PDI of 100 new vehicles from a Dutch manufacturer through an Irish dealership and into the UK.

i miss pdi's there something wickedly pleasant about knowing that in a day or two someones gonna be fiddling with all the controls thinking their the first person to do it unaware that i already have, plus i hate to think how many cars i have been the first person to ever fart in, you really do get the full package when you buy a new car

 

[ex-member Raikey]

ROCK AND ROLL!!!

no wonder you're so interesting at meets

hahahah i,m hurt deeeeeply!!!

getting analy intruded upon by a wine crazed irishman isnt rock and roll enough for you?

 

[tenderfoot]

i woke someone up to give them their sleeping pill.

 

[forestwalker]

I explained yesterday to a young lady how to pretend that her hair was full of lice. The answer to question one is "flax seed", the answer to question two is "because it is 1895 and there is a housing crisis in town". But today the year is 1785 as far as I'm concerned.