"I read somewhere that if there is no water available, you can drink your own urine so I always take a two litre bottle of it wherever I go just in case"
i dont think so , in survival training with the army you are told never to drink your own urine because of the amount of iodine in it
"Find some means of alerting rescuers to your whereabouts. If you are lost in a desert, writing a large SOS in the sand with your water is an effective means of drawing attention."
thats if you dont die from dehydration first
Apart from those two, the other advice is ok.
I haven't laughed so hard in ages. The permission slip and blockbuster late fees letters are absolute gems!!
Mclark its meant to be funny and not taken seriously hahaha Its not the actual recommended survival guide
Really like the link thanks for sharing!
nah mate i knew it was ment to be funny , i cant wait to show my survival instructor when i get back at the weekend , i bet he his laugh his bottom off about it , bloody hell i did lolI couldn't work out if you had contracted a rare disease that eliminates the understanding of ironic humour. Thanks for clearing that up, mate!
i dont have my own survival instructor mate , im in the army and was doing a survival course as a trade before i went to kandahar and ill continue doing it when i get backV jealous of mcclark he has his own survival instructor. I have to put up with RM and BG fighting over the tree in the back of my garden.