Survival - The lighter side
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good laugh that cheers
"I read somewhere that if there is no water available, you can drink your own urine so I always take a two litre bottle of it wherever I go just in case"
i dont think so , in survival training with the army you are told never to drink your own urine because of the amount of iodine in it
"Find some means of alerting rescuers to your whereabouts. If you are lost in a desert, writing a large SOS in the sand with your water is an effective means of drawing attention."
thats if you dont die from dehydration first
i dont think so , in survival training with the army you are told never to drink your own urine because of the amount of iodine in it
"Find some means of alerting rescuers to your whereabouts. If you are lost in a desert, writing a large SOS in the sand with your water is an effective means of drawing attention."
thats if you dont die from dehydration first
Shambling Shaman
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
im going to print it out and show my survival instuctor and see what he thinks , i bet he will laugh his a$*e off about it
I haven't laughed so hard in ages. The permission slip and blockbuster late fees letters are absolute gems!!
Haha, great. Might bring a chair if i am waiting at the bottom of the hill for water. 
The blockbuster later fees is a good one too.
The blockbuster later fees is a good one too.
"Always build your wall out of non combustible materials as wild animals will often attempt to gain access by using fire."
what world is this guy living in ?
"If you have emergency flares, taping several dozen to your legs and setting them off at the same time will allow you to hover above the wolves for several seconds, safe from their snapping jaws." ***
what world is this guy living in ?
"If you have emergency flares, taping several dozen to your legs and setting them off at the same time will allow you to hover above the wolves for several seconds, safe from their snapping jaws." ***
"If you have emergency flares, taping several dozen to your legs and setting them off at the same time will allow you to hover above the wolves for several seconds, safe from their snapping jaws." ***
"Always build your wall out of non combustible materials as wild animals will often attempt to gain access by using fire."
what world is this guy living in ?
this has to be the best one
"Befriend large animals such as bears to protect you from smaller ones. A bear can easily be mollified by running towards it yelling."
befriend a bear ????? more like end up as its lunch
"Always build your wall out of non combustible materials as wild animals will often attempt to gain access by using fire."
what world is this guy living in ?
this has to be the best one
"Befriend large animals such as bears to protect you from smaller ones. A bear can easily be mollified by running towards it yelling."
befriend a bear ????? more like end up as its lunch
Mclark its meant to be funny and not taken seriously hahaha Its not the actual recommended survival guide
Really like the link thanks for sharing!
Really like the link thanks for sharing!
Shambling Shaman
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
obviously i no its ment to be funny mate , i was just putting up the funniest parts of it
I couldn't work out if you had contracted a rare disease that eliminates the understanding of ironic humour. Thanks for clearing that up, mate!
nah mate i knew it was ment to be funny , i cant wait to show my survival instructor when i get back at the weekend , i bet he his laugh his bottom off about it , bloody hell i did lol
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V jealous of mcclark he has his own survival instructor. I have to put up with RM and BG fighting over the tree in the back of my garden.
i dont have my own survival instructor mate , im in the army and was doing a survival course as a trade before i went to kandahar and ill continue doing it when i get back
