He lives in the jungle?
For outdoor use, you can get one of those polishing ceramic stones.
Some, if not most, Dental hygienists use them to finish their instruments.
One type is flat, about 2 cm x 4 cm or thereabouts.
i prefer the jungle (or at least the deep countryside) but right now i'm for a few weeks in town which gives me the opportunity to use WiFi and catch up a bit... this part of the country is a bit of a backwater, though
interesting idea with the ceramic stones, see if i can find one somewhere (makes me wonder if a ceramic tile could work, too....)
no idea of straight razors still exist -- haven't seen one around here for sure. but thanks for reminding me as i'm slowly begin to look like a Congo (== howling monkey)