Stoopid jokes
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Thanks Hugh. Some good ones in the link below. Top 15 jokes at the Edinburgh fringe. Check 'em out.
Funniest Edinburgh Fringe joke: Mark Simmons' ship gag named the best
A nautical one-liner has been named the funniest gag at the Fringe after being chosen from a shortlist by members of the public.
www.bbc.co.uk
I was going to do a double act with Eddie Izzard at the Fringe.
He creased up when I said I wanted him to play the straight man.
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica, £3.75 in Bermuda, and £3 in the Bahamas.
Those are the pie-rates of the Caribbean
Those are the pie-rates of the Caribbean
A lawyer died and went to hell, he was welcomed by devil there. "Welcome loser!"
The lawer thought there was little to lose so he answered: "Well, things could have gone better but at least I am not in charge and living in my fathers basement!"
The lawer thought there was little to lose so he answered: "Well, things could have gone better but at least I am not in charge and living in my fathers basement!"
Nothing is more irritating than not being invited to a party that you wouldn't be caught dead at.
Three moles are in a tunnel, the first one says "I smell sugar", the second one says " I smell honey", the third one says "I smell molasses".
As the cracker season is approaching, here's somewhere for all your stupid jokes.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
your turn now.
I don't know if you've heard but apparently they're going to remove the word "gullible" from the Oxford English Dictionary.
The three stages of Seasickness:
"I feel sick."
"I think I'm going to die."
"I'm worried that I'm not going to die."
"I feel sick."
"I think I'm going to die."
"I'm worried that I'm not going to die."
