As the cracker season is approaching, here's somewhere for all your stupid jokes.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra
your turn now.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra
your turn now.
Stoopid jokes
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Shambling Shaman
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
An embaressed Nun
A Sunburned peguin
A sunburned Zebra
A bloodstained pedestrian crossing
etc etc
Shambling Shaman
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Great..another chance to roll out my fave..
Why do Elephants paint their testes red?
To hide up the cherry trees of course..
What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?
A Giraffe eating cherries..:yikes:
How did Tarzan die?
Went cherry picking....
Shambling Shaman
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Shambling Shaman
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
why did the monkey fall out the tree? ... it was dead.
why did the squirrel fall out the tree? ...thought it was a monkey
why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? ... holding the first squirrels hand.
why did the third squirrel fall out the tree? ...he thought it was a game.
I met a Dutch girl the other week with inflatable shoes. i phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs..
So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?". He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays"
this one is so awful!
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and and a deep southern drawl announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
why did the squirrel fall out the tree? ...thought it was a monkey
why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? ... holding the first squirrels hand.
why did the third squirrel fall out the tree? ...he thought it was a game.
I met a Dutch girl the other week with inflatable shoes. i phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs..
So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?". He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays"
this one is so awful!
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and and a deep southern drawl announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Shambling Shaman
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
this one is so awful!
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and and a deep southern drawl announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Bad?Maybe...one of my grandfather's favourite jokes:
What did the Indian say when his dog fell off the cliff?-doggone
Now that's bad
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and and a deep southern drawl announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Bad?Maybe...one of my grandfather's favourite jokes:
What did the Indian say when his dog fell off the cliff?-doggone
Now that's bad
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Shambling Shaman
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
kk, just asked my eldest (7) for jokes...
what do you get if you cross two gold fish with an elephant?
swimming trunks!
What do Sheep like to eat...
a big Barrr of chocolate.
doggone = is bad but still mad me smile
what do you get if you cross two gold fish with an elephant?
swimming trunks!
What do Sheep like to eat...
a big Barrr of chocolate.
doggone = is bad but still mad me smile
Shambling Shaman
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
What's yellow and dangerous...Shark infested Custard
What's yellow and goes Slam,Slam,Slam,Slam...a 4 door banana
What's the difference between a woman with PMT and a Terrorist.........You can negotiate with terrorists.
Two blondes walk into a building... you thought they would have seen it.
When is a door not a door...when it's ajar
My dogs got no nose..., Your dogs got no nose, how does he smell?...bloody awful.
Enough from me...i'm off
What's yellow and goes Slam,Slam,Slam,Slam...a 4 door banana
What's the difference between a woman with PMT and a Terrorist.........You can negotiate with terrorists.
Two blondes walk into a building... you thought they would have seen it.
When is a door not a door...when it's ajar
My dogs got no nose..., Your dogs got no nose, how does he smell?...bloody awful.
Enough from me...i'm off
Think they're bad eh?!? . . . .
What goes 99 clump . . . . . . . . . . .A centipede with a wooden leg
How do you keep an idiot in suspense . . . . . . . . .I'll tell you tomorrow
what do you call a deer with no eyes . . . . . . . .No Idea
What do you call a dog with no ears . . . . . . .Anything you like , it won't come to you
what do you call a blind dinosour . . . . . . . Doyouthinkesaurus
How does Santa like his pizza . . . . . . . Deep pan crisp & even
What's yellow and swings thru the jungle. . . . . . . . . . . TARZIPAN!!
Now they're baaad
Kev
What goes 99 clump . . . . . . . . . . .A centipede with a wooden leg
How do you keep an idiot in suspense . . . . . . . . .I'll tell you tomorrow
what do you call a deer with no eyes . . . . . . . .No Idea
What do you call a dog with no ears . . . . . . .Anything you like , it won't come to you
what do you call a blind dinosour . . . . . . . Doyouthinkesaurus
How does Santa like his pizza . . . . . . . Deep pan crisp & even
What's yellow and swings thru the jungle. . . . . . . . . . . TARZIPAN!!
Now they're baaad
Kev
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