I was going to Plam this thread of as a joke, but seeding how much work has gone into some of these answers, I think some of you desvere a Purple Heart medal to humour... you must have been brave to write some of them
I'm going to go out on a limb here, bud I think this is a deep rooted problem, Sherwood like to see them caught. It could be bad news forest of us. Who knows where they've squirrelled those trees away. Knot in plane sight, that's for sure. Woodn't want to look like a plank if this doesn't blossom in to the case of the year.
The story continues.... So after getting the last Sorbus home,i discover that she won't let me into the house, and she has thrown all my Bushy kit in front garden.
Well there was nothing for it but to jump into the Leylande-rover and head out to the sticks.
I am now at Spandits wood, and its a right old mess, but no worries, as i will soon Spruce the place up, then i will Pitch my tarp under whats left of the Canopy.
Now thats taken care of,i will Lacebark in my hammock and enjoy the views...