Stolen woodland

[woodgrain]

For oak's sake, elm glade this knot-sense has stopped. Some bast was boughnt to be a thorn in the side.

 

[Barn Owl]

AAHHH.. they've closed the door on me, i take it i am being Hem-locked in for the night.

Cheers Stuart.

dae yer thyme and have a clean sweep wi' the broom when yer oot

 

[Imagedude]

I can see this being made into a Tree-D film, probably directed by Woody Allen, John Carpenter or Clint Eastwood.

 

[stuart f]

Well i've just not this minute had a visit from Wpc Crab apple, and they are letting me go, but she said Thuja i ever do that again,i would be in serious trouble.

I asked about the cell decor, and apparently its Locust maintenance.

I Tilia what i think i've learnt my lesson.

Oh i'd better get my finger out,or i will miss the last Sorbus home.

Cheers Stuart.

 

[widu13]

Lucky, you could've been tapping the planks.

 

[bilmo-p5]

It's plane to see, yew're all nuts. This treed has gone the way I saw it wood.

 

[resnikov]

I've been felled by some of the humor in here, but feel a bit of a plank as I don't get it all.

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[bushwacker bob]

I've been felled by some of the humor in here, but feel a bit of a plank as I don't get it all.

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I wooden worry too much, they are just a splinter group and will get mauled.

 

[oldtimer]

Some of us can't Cedar wood fir the trees. And no mickey taking: you should respect your Elder.

 

[Big Stu 12]

I was going to Plam this thread of as a joke, but seeding how much work has gone into some of these answers, I think some of you desvere a Purple Heart medal to humour... you must have been brave to write some of them

 

[Stringmaker]

Top work everyone; who wood have thought there were so many tree jokes...

 

[Harvestman]

Stuart f, you should have told them it was acacia mistaken identity.

 

[midge_fodder]

Yew'll get them Fir what they did. The Coppicers will get them in a Lime Up.

 

[bilmo-p5]

They'll end up in Wormwood Scrubs.

 

[bojit]

Ive been trying to follow this thread but ive had enough , you can all just stick it !!

Craig......

 

[Smith28]

Deer oh deer. You guys are so Fawn y all you got me Red in the face with laughter.

But you know guys, you're all Bark ing up the wrong Tree. I think you should branch out from tree jokes, stop Fallow ing each other and Sika new topic. Any suggestions?

 

[jackcbr]

I'm going to go out on a limb here, bud I think this is a deep rooted problem, Sherwood like to see them caught. It could be bad news forest of us. Who knows where they've squirrelled those trees away. Knot in plane sight, that's for sure. Woodn't want to look like a plank if this doesn't blossom in to the case of the year.

Owl get my coat

 

[Smith28]

Not mushroom left in this thread for any more fungis. I'm off, but Eukaryon guys.

 

[IanM]

If they catch who did it, they will have had their chips.

 

[stuart f]

The story continues.... So after getting the last Sorbus home,i discover that she won't let me into the house, and she has thrown all my Bushy kit in front garden.
Well there was nothing for it but to jump into the Leylande-rover and head out to the sticks.

I am now at Spandits wood, and its a right old mess, but no worries, as i will soon Spruce the place up, then i will Pitch my tarp under whats left of the Canopy.

Now thats taken care of,i will Lacebark in my hammock and enjoy the views...

Cheers Stuart.