THOaken, I'm not being hostile, nor do I think you an idiot. The purpose of a forum is for debate I believe, and I find some of your thought processes a little convoluted but not unrealistic. I'd be extremely keen for you to use my woodland to practice if you're local enough and maybe see how you go about these things first hand without a keyboard and the Internet between us.
What you must understand is that many threads such as this start regularly, but fizzle out once a certain degree of reality takes hold. Those who succeed often dont return to the forum, possibly because they're having such a good time of it. Those that don't succeed return to document their failure or disappear of the face of the community; hence the degree of scepticism to which your proposal has been met.
I'm not knocking the dream, sure I hold it deep down myself, to see someone 'homegrown' succeed in their aims would be a great thing. BR is 'living the dream' as I would put it, in a sustainable manner, and I hope one day to so the same, but on my journey I've found it to be harder than anticipated in many respects and others are just dead-ends.