Hopefully Dave will log in and read what i said… and understand that he's our mate. Mates help mates.
If a text message goes astray and happens to tell him to check in… well… it is a text message that has gone astray.
Anyone who knows Dave personally knows he's a decent and honest bloke… he may be plagued by the the fact he has a liver, but other than that, he is a warm bloke, someone who appreciates that maybe we're all different, but we share somethings that are the same.
Truly hope he stops whinging, embraces the help on offer and gets back on his feet… and Dave, if and when you read this and those heckles arise, remember… you can never go too far… or more accurately, barba tenus sapientes… and once you have she who must be obeyed to translate… you can chastise me via my text function, or you can ring me
Castigat ridendo mores my bearded friend.
Edited due to my PP memory of latin.. it has been 25 years!