Cake shop?....It's cried the bakers shop,
...but sorry ah cannae think o' the joke.One for the West Coast Mafia
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Cake shop?....It's cried the bakers shop,
...but sorry ah cannae think o' the joke.
Man goes into a bakers and looks at the goods on display.
He asks " is that a cream cake or am a wrang??"
Is that the one where the Glaswegian, pointing at the cakes on display asks:
is that a donut, or am a wrang?
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A teacher in a Glasgow school, who was trying to improve the vocabulary of her class, asked the question,
"What is inertia?"
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"Largs and Troon ! ", was the reply........
cheers,
Toddy
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That reminds me on an incident related to me by my mate about when they were being given a safety talk upon arriving at a new North Sea platform:
Safety Instructor: "Now...you all have to remember which bunk you're in." points at one of the new crew and asks "You...what bunk are you?"
New crewman (from Aberdeen) "Bunk o' Scotland! Fits that got tae dae wi' onything?"
DM
That reminds me on an incident related to me by my mate about when they were being given a safety talk upon arriving at a new North Sea platform:
Safety Instructor: "Now...you all have to remember which bunk you're in." points at one of the new crew and asks "You...what bunk are you?"
New crewman (from Aberdeen) "Bunk o' Scotland! Fits that got tae dae wi' onything?"
DM
It's like the Aberdonian loon, who on his return from a holiday in France was asked how he liked it, he replied: -
Min it was braw, the treat you reel weel there, when I was asked how many eggs I like for breakfast and I told em "twa", ye'll never gues what, they always brocht me three!!!
GB.
Min it was braw, the treat you reel weel there, when I was asked how many eggs I like for breakfast and I told em "twa", ye'll never gues what, they always brocht me three!!!
GB.
Hey Mikey,
About 20 years ago some wag put together a Dundee Dictionary and it was a hoot, hard to get now. There's a few websites dedicated to Scottish vernacular and this one is pretty good, always remember that when visiting a foriegn land that the locals will appreciate you attempting their language and customs... Though in Dundee the may just " Scud yer puss!"
Try here: - http://www.firstfoot.com/dictionary
Lang may yer lum reek
Goatboy.
Then there's the wee toon in Clackmannanshire cried "Little Hawaii" or known to the general public as Alloa !
GB.
Oh I like this post as you may see,
Any Scots... and those of a different ilk may like to read some of the wonderfull books by Bill Duncan, a teacher in Dundee though harking from Fife ( but we wouldnae hold that against him ) he's penned such wonderfull tomes as "The Smiling School for Calvinists", "The Wee Book of Calvin: Air-Kissing in the North-East" and "Together Again".
Give him a try I laugh out loud reading his stuff.
GB
Any Scots... and those of a different ilk may like to read some of the wonderfull books by Bill Duncan, a teacher in Dundee though harking from Fife ( but we wouldnae hold that against him ) he's penned such wonderfull tomes as "The Smiling School for Calvinists", "The Wee Book of Calvin: Air-Kissing in the North-East" and "Together Again".
Give him a try I laugh out loud reading his stuff.
GB
Weel Hello, I see "the chielmeister" has been back at his musical efforts with his usual aplomb, the genius that broucht us this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP9BtScBQaI&NR=1 is back with numero duo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gLC4h0_C1Q Oatcakes and cheese.
Must admit I think the forst is the best but fit the heck min, I kin like twa
GB.
Must admit I think the forst is the best but fit the heck min, I kin like twa
GB.
A Glasgow man - steaming and skint - is walking down Argyle Street when he spots a guy tinkering with the engine of his car!
'What's up Jimmy?' he asks.
'Piston broke,' he replies.. 'Aye, same as masel...
Wee Glesga wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has just come out of the freezer, and is standing hands behind his back, with his rear end aimed at an electric fire.
The wee wumman checks out the display case then asks, "Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?"
"Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's Ah'm heatin'."
I've got loads but not many postable here
The wee wumman checks out the display case then asks, "Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?"
"Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's Ah'm heatin'."
I've got loads but not many postable here
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