My girlfriend just sent me this, thought you folks would like it 
New evening classes for men.
All are welcome, open to men only. note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants. the course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
Day one.
How to fill ice cube trays. step by step guide with slide presentation.
Toilet rolls- do they grow on the holders? roundtable discussion.
Differences between laundry basket & floor. practicing with hamper (pictures and graphics).
Dishes & silverware; do they levitate/fly to kitchen sink or dishwasher by themselves? debate among a panel of experts.
Loss of virility. losing the remote control to your significant other - help line and support groups.
Learning how to find things. starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while shouting "it's not there!", you've moved it!" or "we've run out!" - open forum.
Day two.
Empty milk cartons; do they belong in the fridge or the bin? group discussion and role-play.
Health watch; bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. powerpoint presentation.
Real men ask for directions when lost. real life testimonial from the one man who did.
Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? driving simulation.
Living with adults; basic differences between your mother and your partner. online class and role playing.
How to be the ideal shopping companion. relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
Remembering important dates & calling when you're going to be late. bring your calendar or pda to class.
Getting over it; learning how to live with being wrong all the time. individual counsellors available.
New evening classes for men.
All are welcome, open to men only. note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants. the course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
Day one.
How to fill ice cube trays. step by step guide with slide presentation.
Toilet rolls- do they grow on the holders? roundtable discussion.
Differences between laundry basket & floor. practicing with hamper (pictures and graphics).
Dishes & silverware; do they levitate/fly to kitchen sink or dishwasher by themselves? debate among a panel of experts.
Loss of virility. losing the remote control to your significant other - help line and support groups.
Learning how to find things. starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while shouting "it's not there!", you've moved it!" or "we've run out!" - open forum.
Day two.
Empty milk cartons; do they belong in the fridge or the bin? group discussion and role-play.
Health watch; bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. powerpoint presentation.
Real men ask for directions when lost. real life testimonial from the one man who did.
Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? driving simulation.
Living with adults; basic differences between your mother and your partner. online class and role playing.
How to be the ideal shopping companion. relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
Remembering important dates & calling when you're going to be late. bring your calendar or pda to class.
Getting over it; learning how to live with being wrong all the time. individual counsellors available.
