....that's why you got to look to the bloggers"
Early Cuyler, squidbilly
Keep your mouth shut!....that sounds rude....Breath through your nose!

Easier said than done but sort of a multi-use technique. If you have to breath through your mouth, you're working too hard, leaking water.
Always follow the contour of the land if you can. Be conscious of it at least. Again, sounds simple but it is a natural tendancy (gravity) for folks to let their elevation "slip". One meter lost will need to be reclaimed. Over the course of a long day or two, it adds up.
Pace yourself silly (you're not silly, I mean your pace).
Serious sunburn is no joke. I've seen guys get blistered burns from just a couple of hours of unprotected..uh..sunshine.
The wind can..strike that. The wind can..I'm not sure how to write this without it sounding dirty... Dehydrate, that's better. The wind can dehydrate you as well. The dry wind seems to ionize the small sand and dust particles, makes them all clingy.

Physics is Chinkapin's department.
Lip balm may have been mentioned already, if not, there you go. It's the wind that gets me by the end of a day. My lips tend to crack without balm and while not fatal it is uncomfortable.
A shemagh that you pick up in Egypt will be cooler than one you take with. Picking up several of these and sending them to your virtual friends would also be cool.

OK, maybe just one for a forum contest prize, to go with your out and about thread.
Camelbaks. I don't work for Camelbak but would if they gave me a job. I didn't get the very first Camelbak that came out. As far as I know, a guy named "Joe" did. Joe is a man at least 3 years ahead of his time. One day, years ago, (threadjack in progress) Joe turns up wearing what I can only imagine is part of a Stillsuit, except it says "Camelbak" in a large, neon pink and green 80's style logo. A neon pink to neon green fade; I don't see a "shudder" smilie but if you've lived through the 80's.... Plus, neon and ninja don't go well together. Or maybe they do...The Neon Ninja (bushcraft comic side-character) .
The new models came out, no more neon. There were still some flaws and we felt free to point them out.
"This, this here (B4 points at undersized opening with a press-in cap) this here is ,,,,, it's broke, and this part here leaks, my bladder and my nipple leak, give me another, make 'em bigger."
Camelbak rep says,
"OK, but you have to start calling it a 'bite valve' and 'reservoir'. Nobody is gonna wanna drink from a bladder, through a nipple."
"Fair 'nuf."
It was just this type of user "feedback" that spurned Camelbak on and I respect them for putting up with us. I gave them an idea which has yet to see development: dual reservoirs and bite valves, worn on the front, eliminates the need for a long hose, the "mammalfront". Feel free to run with that idea.
Sadly, Joe does not have that first camelbak anymore. I called him this morning (yesterday morning, the time thing) and asked him. He said, "what?"
I emailed Camelback. They could neither confirm nor deny if Joe did indeed own the first Camelbak. They did however provide me with the following reply,
"Hey Bravo4 (except they used my real name) Hey Bravo4, The first CamelBak (I've been spelling it wrong, big B, oops) the first CamelBak was made in 1989."
That bit of info is not even on the Wikipedia. BCUK exclusive that is. If you like your CamelBak, don't thank them, thank "Joe". If you don't like your CamelBak, well then blame science, or scince fiction, or Frank Herbert
Here's your thread back, Jack.
All the best
Clint
Also, eating, and the left hand thing.
