More Instructors Woodlores Flooding The Market...

[JonathanD]

Looks like Ray is dishing out Instructors Woodlores again after a very long time with no one achieving the higher positions within the Woodlore hierarchy...

http://www.raymears.com/blog/

At least that gives MartinK9 an extra two chances of acquiring one okenest:

 

[MartinK9]

Woohoooo

 

[JonathanD]

Woohoooo

I have a cunning plan mate. It involves a couple of Moras painted white, a Woodlore course booking and some chloroform. You up for it?

 

[MartinK9]

Yep; but why not just take the chloroform?

I'm all for saving as much money as possible for the Court costs

 

[JonathanD]

Yep; but why not just take the chloroform?

I'm all for saving as much money as possible for the Court costs

That's why we need the Moras you numpty. We replace the Woodys with the Moras and no one would be any the wiser.

 

[MartinK9]

That's why we need the Moras you numpty. We replace the Woodys with the Moras and no one would be any the wiser.

Apart from the fact that we chloroformed two instructors you mean?

 

[JonathanD]

Apart from the fact that we chloroformed two instructors you mean?

We do that while they are sleeping cos I bet they'll sleep with em under their pillows. You ever tried to take away a mans knife from under a pillow without chloroforming them first? Not recommended. Plus I giggle alot when being naughty, so it is the best option.

 

[MartinK9]

We do that while they are sleeping cos I bet they'll sleep with em under their pillows. You ever tried to take away a mans knife from under a pillow without chloroforming them first? Not recommended. Plus I giggle alot when being naughty, so it is the best option.

 

[Siberianfury]

Good on them, its a bloody good acheivment.

 

[Mesquite]

I met Dan when I did my fundamental course and he's a great guy. A Josh said, very well deserved acheivement

 

[Twodogs]

Yep good on them and the knifes a nice touch .
Twodogs

 

[JonathanD]

The time and effort they have to put in to achieve that position is amazing. In 27 years of Woodlores history, less than ten people have attained that level.

 

[SimonM]

Dan led & Sarah instructed on the Fundamentals which I attended last year.

Both very deserving IMHO...well done to them both

Simon

 

[JonathanD]

Dan led & Sarah instructed on the Fundamentals which I attended last year.

Both very deserving IMHO...well done to them both

Simon

Did you see where they put their knives when they were getting ready for sleep

 

[Thoth]

As far as I recall, Dan uses a hooped-bivvi, you can't see where his kit is stashed! But I agree with Mesquite, Dan is a talented young man and the award is well deserved.

 

[helixpteron]

You boy's need to refine your techniques!

Simply hire some of the kit from here, and impound the knives whilst quoting utter nonsense purporting to be the law... (being that its arguable that the law pertaining to knives is utter nonsense, it will have the 'ring of truth' about it!).

To complete the masquerade, issue them with one of these (each) stating that they are approved by the Health and Safety Executive!

 

[tobes01]

Well done them. James is a remarkable guy, couldn't believe how young he is. And I'm meeting Dan later today when I rock up for the Woodsense course - a week in the woods, YAY!!! I'll ask him nicely if he'll show me, bet he won't though

 

[JonathanD]

Cool, you are gonna have a great time. The weather is supposed to be excellent this week.

 

[Mesquite]

Well done them. James is a remarkable guy, couldn't believe how young he is. And I'm meeting Dan later today when I rock up for the Woodsense course - a week in the woods, YAY!!! I'll ask him nicely if he'll show me, bet he won't though

I bet you he will... he's that kind of guy. Mind you he might not let you hold it

Have a good week

 

[Tengu]

Pooh! I would demand something better than that.