So I gave in today and got one, last one in the shop and it even came with an aftermarket mask/sheath thingy that does not fit...
Took it home removed screw, took off head, smoothed inside of head with a round file and then a dremel, then sanded and smoothed out the handle, looks ok, grain going wrong way, sigh, boiled linseed oil makes it look real nice though.
15 more minutes with the dremel removed the black gunk from the bottom and sides, left it in place on the top. Going to do a vinegar soak tomorrow.
Hit it with a DC4, then into the kitchen with the ceramic rod I use for the kitchen knives (note to self:will the spyderco sharp maker work on it), then gave the head a go on the chicken for dinner, not quite as good as the kitchen knives but way better than I had feared and about as good as I had hoped, will see what happens when I strop it...
Want to try the beard thing though, had reason to buy an angle grinder last week so will have a play...lots of fun.