How many therapists?
Only one - but the lightbulb has to really want to change!
Red
And it takes a very long time.
(at £100 an hour)
How many forum members does it take to cahnge a lighbulb?
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And it takes a very long time.
(at £100 an hour)
Tsk - did you not do a search before posting your question Red
How many of us does it take to change a light bulb?
http://www.bushcraftuk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9454
How many Bushcrafters does it take to change a light bulb?
http://www.bushcraftuk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17370
For information on the background behind lightbulb jokes you may like to see this page
at Wikipedia which considers the joke's history and provides a general formula for
how the basic joke works:
Q. How many [insert target group here] does it take to change a light bulb?
A. N one to replace the light bulb and N-1 to [behave in a fashion generally associated with a negative stereotype of that group].
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightbulb_jokes
Explanations of what a lightbulb or 'lamp' is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamp_(electrical_component)
How light bulbs work
http://home.howstuffworks.com/light-bulb.htm
I love JohnC's one
How many of us does it take to change a light bulb?
http://www.bushcraftuk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9454
How many Bushcrafters does it take to change a light bulb?
http://www.bushcraftuk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17370
For information on the background behind lightbulb jokes you may like to see this page
at Wikipedia which considers the joke's history and provides a general formula for
how the basic joke works:
Q. How many [insert target group here] does it take to change a light bulb?
A. N one to replace the light bulb and N-1 to [behave in a fashion generally associated with a negative stereotype of that group].
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightbulb_jokes
Explanations of what a lightbulb or 'lamp' is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamp_(electrical_component)
How light bulbs work
http://home.howstuffworks.com/light-bulb.htm
I love JohnC's one
We need more information I'm afraid.
How may volts?
How many watts?
Halogen or standard?
Energy saving?
Bayonet or screw base?
Which make?
Area of application (e.g. indoor or outdoor)?
My old man is an electrician, I'll get some input from him. I am sure someone here on the forum can help you
Cheers,
Mike
How may volts?
How many watts?
Halogen or standard?
Energy saving?
Bayonet or screw base?
Which make?
Area of application (e.g. indoor or outdoor)?
My old man is an electrician, I'll get some input from him. I am sure someone here on the forum can help you
Cheers,
Mike
If it takes more than one then they must be arm chair bushcrafters / bulb changers without the spine, self motivation and self reliance to be "out there doing it" and finding out for themselves.
Strangely its reading this thread that finally motivated me.I have just changed the bulb that blew last week
. So the answer is 25 posts written by 19 bushcrafters
. So the answer is 25 posts written by 19 bushcrafters
How many help desk workers?
None - they will escalate the problem - but only after they have tried switching it off and on again!
Red
If it gets all political, someone will probably close this thread 
, so here goes...
Q: How many American Presidents does it take to change a lightbulb.
A: Won't happen unless you write 'regime' on it.
Q: How many Trotskyists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: A lightbulb can't be changed. It has to be smashed.
Q: How many Maoists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: We need to mobilise the broad masses of candles and created liberated zones of red light surrounding the lightbulb.
...and I couldn't resist this one...
Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
Geoff (running for cover)
, so here goes...Q: How many American Presidents does it take to change a lightbulb.
A: Won't happen unless you write 'regime' on it.
Q: How many Trotskyists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: A lightbulb can't be changed. It has to be smashed.
Q: How many Maoists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: We need to mobilise the broad masses of candles and created liberated zones of red light surrounding the lightbulb.
...and I couldn't resist this one...
Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
Geoff (running for cover)
rancid badger
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
You what?-you What?-oh!
Run you bxxxer run!
( At least I understand this one! nobody's explained this light bulb thing!
)
easily the best yet!-where's that pad I need to write that one down!:You_Rock_
Regards
R.B.
Run you bxxxer run!
( At least I understand this one! nobody's explained this light bulb thing!
) easily the best yet!-where's that pad I need to write that one down!:You_Rock_
Regards
R.B.
Eric_Methven
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
"Hello? Is that the 'lectrishun?"
"Yes madam, how can I help you?"
"I need you to come and change a light bulb"
"A light bulb madam?"
"Yes, the light bulb won't come on".
"Can't you change it yourself?"
"I would, but I can't find the spare lightbulb".
"Dare I ask why not?"
"Because we're in the middle of a power cut and it's dark".
"Yes madam, how can I help you?"
"I need you to come and change a light bulb"
"A light bulb madam?"
"Yes, the light bulb won't come on".
"Can't you change it yourself?"
"I would, but I can't find the spare lightbulb".
"Dare I ask why not?"
"Because we're in the middle of a power cut and it's dark".
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....
Red
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