Get your beards out for the girls

GGTBod

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I reluctantly had my summer facial trim a couple of days back, nothing drastic was planned just the removal of split ends and tidying up a bit but it got a little out of hand in the evening up stages, i'll snap a pic later
 

GGTBod

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Summer hair cut and beard trim that got out of hand trying to even it up (yes i am a hobo and do it all myself), i felt like one of those young fashion manipulated women trying to even up their eyebrows plucking away each side until nowt is left, another 5 minutes trimming and i'd have been drawing my beard on with an eyeliner pencil

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Goatboy

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GGTBod & Rev G, both looking trim there gents and fine fellow examples of the inverted head (more hirsute chins that patés ).

This is a good thread for us beardy weirdies.

GB.
 

GGTBod

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i am such a beardy weirdy i want to buy myself a one of those weirdy beardy beard hats
 

TurboGirl

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I just use a worn out merkin and some eyelash glue when I want to get in touch with my inner man.... ;)

You all heard of Bearded Theory festival, think its in Derbyshire?? Everyone in the crowd has a crocheted beard. Babies, wenches.... EVERYONE gets involved:D
 

swotty

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I only sport a short beard which would be put to shame by some of the fine examples posted here but still benefit from all these advantages!

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GGTBod

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Love it, i don't think i'll test the bear repellant properties when i visit the Adirondacks next year
 

GGTBod

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I must admit Swotty that i have experienced all of the other things on that factual diagram so when i see i bear i will make sure my beard is waving in the wind, as i make a hasty retreat.

Top quality chin pelt you got going there James, thankfully mine has recovered nicely from my summer trim
 

GGTBod

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It's good to see the beard thriving in Blighty again, too long have we been shunned by the smooth shaven image proliferated by the fashion media, burn them all i say and lets get back to facial dignity and mighty chest wigs of the natural look, women used to love a natural man before they were psychologically manipulated into the smooth con game so we'd all buy razors and stuff to clag on our faces to ease the burn feeding a multi million pound industry, seriously male facial moisturiser??***?
 

TurboGirl

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Ohhh james when I saw your avatar I was hoping we'd get a glimpse in big-pic-stylee on here :) Absolutely gorgeous! Do you get fed up of folk staring at you all the way past?! And lasses blushing when you give them eye contact and a smile?!

I'm a bit prejudiced about male body hair. The best and most accomplished lover I ever had was such a man, hairy all over, back, belly, chest... the smoothness of female skin against such a rugged pelt was beautiful, every inch was soft over hard manliness and he felt wonderful. Don't stip that back for the sakes of fashion, guys, too many blokes and falling for the push of commercialism making manliness a treatable condition! If you feel pressurised, have a read of the marvellous veet for men reveiws on Amazon and laugh at your feminised brethrens' mistakes.....
 

GGTBod

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Off for a veet for men chuckle, they would have to dip me in it like how you chrome plate metal to have any hope of getting me smooth all over, I reckon they'd even need to electric current too
 

GGTBod

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Thanks TG i have not laughed so long and so loud for a long time, you know it is mreal laughing when alone and it is outloud, i know i am finding it funny does it need noise too?
 
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GGTBod

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They get even better than that one,
 
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GGTBod

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I can't read anymore my guts are killing with laughing, i will be back when i can to read the other 500+ reviews

So funny,
 
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TurboGirl

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Hahaha glad you like it! I'd not seen the poem, thats brilliant... just how happy are you now that you're a proper, hirsute man and proud eh?!! Some of the writing rivals Goatboys wonderful work, although I reaaalllly hope he never has cause to add to that flaming literary of anal agony ;)

Can you believe men actually do this to themselves in pursuit of the hairless dream? Amazing. I do have performing a BS&C on some poor unsuspecting on the bucket list but I'd be using wax or duct tape.... I can offer to bring round the nipple clamps and a leisure battery if you ever fancy getting in touch with your inner woman.... anyone?? Nooo?!!! Auntie is most disappointed. :D
 

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