Gents...why ?

[hog]

Heres one I dont know the answer to.
Why are Men always wrong and howcome I can never fathom my Wife out.

 

[woof]

We are because we are, don't try to figure it out, you'll drive yourself insane.

Rob

 

[Bushwhacker]

Never try to understand women.
Women understand women and they hate each other.

 

[Johnnyboy1971]

Why ask a question that's impossible to answer.
If your even asking it your doing something wrong.

 

[Perrari]

Because she's a woman ! David Attenbrough is really good at investigating different creatures. But women ????

Heres one I dont know the answer to.
Why are Men always wrong and howcome I can never phathom my Wife out.

 

[Samon]

Because if you're right, she won't put out.

 

[Gaudette]

Any creature that can think up "does my bum look big in this?" Can never be fathomed.

 

[BJJJ]

I would be very concerned if I thought just once I understood her way of thinking.

 

[ex-member BareThrills]

I could easily fathom my wife. i reckon about 6 fathoms for 10 minutes should do the job

 

[BJJJ]

They do seem to understand us only too well though.

 

[Shambling Shaman]

They do seem to understand us only too well though.

Thats because when we say things like "I don't mind off you go" we mean it, thay on the other hand could mean any thing!!!!

i find a nice smile and agreement works best..

 

[SimonM]

What women really need is to learn the man rules...

And men need to learn the rules that women use.

Simon

 

[British Red]

Any response you don't like just say "you are getting more like your mother when you say that"

or ask loving questions like

"you seem upset and a little puffy....are you worried about your weight?"

Even offer feedback like "gravity is not the friend of that outfit".

Try it - it works.

 

[Harvestman]

Man up and stand your ground. If she's wrong, she's wrong. What's the worst that could happen?

I told a work colleague "Your bum makes those jeans look big" okenest:


I never liked her anyway.




I have been known to stand up to my wife, but on investigation, it usually turns out that my wife really was right, rather than simply believing that she was. Nowadays I just give in like every other bloke...

 

[swright81076]

Any response you don't like just say "you are getting more like your mother when you say that"

or ask loving questions like

"you seem upset and a little puffy....are you worried about your weight?"

Even offer feedback like "gravity is not the friend of that outfit".

Try it - it works.

Haha.

I'll try these.

In swmbo's eyes Avon, dreadful boots, shampoo and hair salon appointments are fine.

My 'small' purchases however are akin to murder.

touched by nature

 

[Damascus]

Look if you can fathom out a woman, write a book and you will an incredibly wealthy man, put me down for a copy, I've only been married since 1979!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[British Red]

In swmbo's eyes Avon, dreadful boots, shampoo and hair salon appointments are fine.

My 'small' purchases however are akin to murder.

Exactly, makeup, hair appointments, weird goop creams, handbags, more than three pair of shoes at a time....these are all hobby purchases and need to be considered as such.

Drills, saws etc. are household purchases just as washing machines and hoovers are.

 

[Oblio13]

To live a good life together,
To drink from life's loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it
Whenever you're right, shut up.

 

[plastic-ninja]

In a philosophical vein;
If a man says something in a forest and there is no woman there to hear him
Will he still be wrong?
Simon
Answers on a postcard please.

 

[Toddy]

Exactly, makeup, hair appointments, weird goop creams, handbags, more than three pair of shoes at a time....these are all hobby purchases and need to be considered as such.

Drills, saws etc. are household purchases just as washing machines and hoovers are.

Ahem ! and today HWMBLT bought two new silicon spatulas and I bought a new trowel and a cold chisel
I think of them all as household purchases, but I still buy a different deodourant and shampoo for each of us
The last handbag I bought was a black response pak Himself got a new North Face daypack.
Shoes however are a necessity....flats, medium and high, boots, shoes, sandals, dressy and working, in at least eight different colours each
The biggest issue between the sexes is why supposedly intelligent men cannot understand this



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