Gents...why ?

[rancid badger]

Just tell her to get back in the kitchen, where she belo......................AHgggggghhhhh!!!!!..........Noo!...........No!......honestly.......Ooww!....I was...Oohf!..only kidd....pherrrpff..oof!

 

[Llwyd]

Now thats what I call wife swapping!

Do you have a picture?









(of the rifle)

I have since traded the Kalashnikov, two beaver traps, a fiberglass canoe and an old 35mm camera for a new wife. The old one was having maintenance issues and I could not afford spares. I am always looking to trade up.

The government seized my warhead. Something about Canada and non nuclear proliferation? I was just going to set it off at grand dads gravel pit

My latest slave girl is French so I do not always understand when she yells at me so it is all good.

 

[rancid badger]

Just tell her to get back in the kitchen, where she belo......................AHgggggghhhhh!!!!!..........Noo!...........No!......honestly.......Ooww!....I was...Oohf!..only kidd....pherrrpff..oof!

Can you believe this; As I pressed the "post" button, I was already telling my other half what I'd written, just in case she happens to see it and "gets the wrong end of the rolling pin":bluThinki

Steve

 

[Goatboy]

Can you believe this; As I pressed the "post" button, I was already telling my other half what I'd written, just in case she happens to see it and "gets the wrong end of the rolling pin":bluThinki

Steve

Always remember my son, talk softly and carry a bloody big shield...

 

[British Red]

I have since traded the Kalashnikov, two beaver traps, a fiberglass canoe and an old 35mm camera for a new wife. The old one was having maintenance issues and I could not afford spares. I am always looking to trade up.

Wives are a bit like cars - always handy to have a clunker to begin with - get some experience and then trade it in for the one you really want

 

[Goatboy]

Wives are a bit like cars - always handy to have a clunker to begin with - get some experience and then trade it in for the one you really want

Red you are going to spare bed/couch hell for that one... (very funny though, work out the kinks on a bad un and then enjoy the kinks on a good un )

 

[Llwyd]

Clunkers need lovin' too...

 

[British Red]

Red you are going to spare bed/couch hell for that one... (very funny though, work out the kinks on a bad un and then enjoy the kinks on a good un )

Given that I have already upgraded, I'm golden

Clunkers need lovin' too...

Even if there is no point waxing them

 

[abominable_scouse_monster]

Just tell her to get back in the kitchen, where she belo......................AHgggggghhhhh!!!!!..........Noo!...........No!......honestly.......Ooww!....I was...Oohf!..only kidd....pherrrpff..oof!

Ah right, I see what you did there you forgot to SU.

 

[Dontkillbill]

This thread reminds me of a joke video I posted about man vs woman camping.

I like the wilderness etc. SHe likes the shower and the softbed. I do admit to liking the creature comfords more and more as I age.

[video=youtube_share;doH7S7wcuO0]http://youtu.be/doH7S7wcuO0[/video]