However, I can say hand on my heart, with absolute total honesty, the scariest place on earth I have ever camped out for the night is a back garden.
Whos I won't say, but it is the one single solitary place I don't ever, ever step out into unless I am A) holding a torch, and B) The Rhodesian has gone out first and C) I have some whittling practise to do and need to get some wood for my bushie to slice up.
Yes folks, a garden has scared me more, much, much more than any woods or moorland could ever do.
Please, this is a story that you must tell us.
OK, but I have to say now, it is not bed time reading.
I went to stay over at a mates house, as he had a new tent he wanted to test out, and decided best way was to bed it in whilst in the back garden. I agreed, and duely gathered up some kit for a weekend and trotted round his place.
He has a real nice house mind, and a huge, easily 250 feet each way garden, that is bare of shrubs bar some around the rear fences. We duely set up the tent, merrily chatting away and it went up easy, so we had a brew (Tea) and a BBQ, and just shooting the breeze.
It got dark, and we watched the stars for a while, then a bit past midnight we decided to knock it on the head and get some kip.
Well, laid there, this noise started at the top of the tent, a scraping sound accompanied with a sniggering 'laugh'. I turned to my mate and gave him hell for trying to scare me, and he did like wise, and neither believing the other, so we left it at that.
I grabbed a mars, he grabbed his yorkie, and we both started munching, when from the tip again down, starting that aweful slow scraping and sniggering noise, and then the ground sheet started to be tugged on and again that sniggering laugh.
Well #### that was it - we flew out the tent and there was absolutely nothing there at all. You couldn't of caught us if you tried that night as we ran, two grown men, ran like the wind to the back door, and sat up all night long till dawn wide awake until the sun came up and we could retrieve the tent.
I still go round his way every now and again, but things have changed. His garden has alot of lights, and he keeps Rhodesian Ridgebacks - when he goes out to take out the washing, they go with him, when he goes out for a smoke, they go with him. When his little one goes into the garden in full day light, two go with her.
Oh and when I go out into his garden, which ever of the dogs is home gets let out first.