Fashionable bushcraft?

[swyn]

He He. Excellent, will watch this one!

 

[janiepopps]

I am NOT biting .....................


PS I dont smell

PPS Havent been to Pilton for a good 10 years. I have far better taste these days. I detest both Eastenders & Estate Agents.

PPS My tent hath not a flower in site. Maybe a few sticks of incense, but no flowers




Oh bu**er, did I just bite???

 

[drstrange]

Oh bu**er, did I just bite???

Now what one is it??
Do you like coldplay or are you a hippy??

Don't tell me, both!!

 

[Toddy]

Uhuh

Me too
Actually I own a Webtex collapsable basin (bowl) that I use for washing in when out and about, and it's very good.
I think I'm going to applique flowers and leaves on my tepee just to add to the confusion

Cheers,
Toddy

ooops, cross posted; I was answering janiepopps who said,

"I am NOT biting .....................


PS I dont smell

PPS Havent been to Pilton for a good 10 years. I have far better taste these days. I detest both Eastenders & Estate Agents.

PPS My tent hath not a flower in site. Maybe a few sticks of incense, but no flowers

Oh bu**er, did I just bite??? "

 

[drstrange]

Uhuh

Me too
Actually I own a Webtex collapsable basin (bowl) that I use for washing in when out and about, and it's very good.
I think I'm going to applique flowers and leaves on my tepee just to add to the confusion

Cheers,
Toddy

Ah, see, I knew that one would smoke em out!

 

[janiepopps]

Did the incense not give it away??!

Huh, and to think I stood up for you in ranting mode!!!

j

 

[drstrange]

Did the incense not give it away??!

Huh, and to think I stood up for you in ranting mode!!!

j

Narr, the real hippies aint so bad, and its only the male ones that smell, (I know that's sexist, not only that, it's an unashamed attempt to dig myself out of yet another hole).
Do you like Dylan?

 

[janiepopps]

I would take Dylan over Coldplay

And that holes a wee bit too big for such a lame attempt

j

 

[drstrange]

And that holes a wee bit too big for such a lame attempt

j

No matter, I'll just get into lotus, get some prahna brewing and levitate outa here! Man

 

[Dougster]

Right, back on thread.

'The Week' magazine has now said foraging is 'in' this season.

Wow, first time I've been cool.

 

[drstrange]

Right, back on thread.

'The Week' magazine has now said foraging is 'in' this season.

Wow, first time I've been cool.

Oh @##*#!! That is depressing.

Expect to see whole brigades of Chelsea Tanks tearing around the coutryside, unloading cart-loads of Barbour-clad twits bearing Gary Rhodes "foraging for fools" airport bestseller, grabbing huge amounts of natures finest just to impress their dispicable friends at their painfully trendy rustic soarays in their overpriced Islington lofts. Someone get me a sick-bag I think I'm going to Chuck!

 

[Bushwacker]

well said drstrange, my sentiments also!

 

[black_kissa]

The more people that stay at home the better…..leave it to those who know how to exist in harmony with it and treat it with respect.

I pray that we too stay conscious of our own shortcomings and keep trying to improve ourselves. I bet there's plenty of deer and others that would love to see bushcrafters stay out of their home too...
So if we go there, let us realize that we are in their home, be good guests, and leave when we feel we're not welcome...

Live and Love,
Anneke

 

[JonnyP]

Oh @##*#!! That is depressing.

Expect to see whole brigades of Chelsea Tanks tearing around the coutryside, unloading cart-loads of Barbour-clad twits bearing Gary Rhodes "foraging for fools" airport bestseller, grabbing huge amounts of natures finest just to impress their dispicable friends at their painfully trendy rustic soarays in their overpriced Islington lofts. Someone get me a sick-bag I think I'm going to Chuck!

Calm down mate and be serious, they are not going to get out of their "tanks", they might get their shoes dirty. Its cool to talk about it, thats all. We are safe in our mud, me thinks...........

 

[Toddy]

Calm down mate and be serious, they are not going to get out of their "tanks", they might get their shoes dirty. Its cool to talk about it, thats all. We are safe in our mud, me thinks...........

What Jon said Gucci and Jimmy choos have nae grip
I actually saw someone wearing Hunter's wellies though refusing to walk over a field, complaining that they'd never get them clean eejit, even HM the Q walks in the mud when needs be

Cheers,
Toddy

 

[drstrange]

What Jon said Gucci and Jimmy choos have nae grip
I actually saw someone wearing Hunter's wellies though refusing to walk over a field, complaining that they'd never get them clean eejit, even HM the Q walks in the mud when needs be

Cheers,
Toddy

Ok, thanks guys, I'm a bit calmer now, but that was a close one, I almost decended into rant hell, the thought of bumping into the Prada Posse whilst out and about sent shivers down my spine.
I'm sure Gary Rhodes (apparently, according to his PR folks Gary was Britain's first 'Punk Chef',eerrrrwhat????!!!!!) will bring out a foraging book tho. I'm not going to dig the other guy out tho (Pukka), because he's slightly more believable (I wonder if he was Britain's first 'Chav Chef'???).
Nope. The trendy cool can stick to trying a million ways to make quorn taste like something other than quorn (nothing basically) for all I care, as long as they stay out of my way yaaarrrr.

 

[JonnyP]

Ok, thanks guys, I'm a bit calmer now, but that was a close one, I almost decended into rant hell, the thought of bumping into the Prada Posse whilst out and about sent shivers down my spine.
I'm sure Gary Rhodes (apparently, according to his PR folks Gary was Britain's first 'Punk Chef',eerrrrwhat????!!!!!) will bring out a foraging book tho. I'm not going to dig the other guy out tho (Pukka), because he's slightly more believable (I wonder if he was Britain's first 'Chav Chef'???).
Nope. The trendy cool can stick to trying a million ways to make quorn taste like something other than quorn (nothing basically) for all I care, as long as they stay out of my way yaaarrrr.

I wouldn't be surprised if one of those TV chefs brought out a forraging book, it does seem to be all the talk at the mo............

 

[mark a.]

It's already been done, kind of. Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall has been doing foraging and whatnot for years. And isn't Ray's new programme going to be about natural food in the UK?

Let's make proper use of nature's harvests, although please leave enough blackberries and sloes for me!

 

[drstrange]

There was a thread about mushrooms somewhere else on the forum about commercial scale foraging by trendy food companies employing minimum wagers to pick the land bare for them.

I didn't like it at all.

 

[Tengu]

. I bet there's plenty of deer and others that would love to see bushcrafters stay out of their home too...

what? suburbia? Cos thats where the deer (and everyting else including the Big Cats) live round here.