So, I'm distracted, and oughtn't to be when I have a knife in my hand, but I was and I skliffed down and managed to take skin off the front of two fingers.
And, this is me, and I bleed, the red stuff runs. It does set, but it's really runny.
The sink looks like a bloodbath, and I stretch over to pull off a paper towel, and the whole roll and rod comes birling off and skitters over the kitchen floor
I wrap up my hand, and the paper towel turns scarlet, so I wrap it up some more and head over to the drawer where I keep elastoplasts.
It's a new box, it's still sealed.....
Can I get it opened one handed ?
Can I heck..
So, I tear the lid off and shake out the plasters, which are assorted sizes, and find them all in strips of five.
I need two.
I'm still leaking red stuff.
Find another paper towel.
Can I get the strips apart ?
Uhuh.....they don't want to, but do rip apart eventually, however there's red stuff on some of the papers now.
Can I peel the blasted papers off the plasters ????
I give up on the wee fold back and pull apart and just rip the damned things open.
Then I am faced with the backing paper that just does not want to lift !!!
I finally get one edge lifted enough to try putting the plaster on over the cut.....still leaking red stuff.
Plaster No1 is on
Plaster No2 is as unobliging as No1, but I find another paper towel, dry everything off and cover up the bleeder on the next finger.
Realise that I have bled through No1
Just as well I have spare plasters, and just use up the ones I got red stuff on.
I know hygienic and sterile is a good thing in plasters, but this is ridiculous
I'm going to strip a couple out of their covers and leave them tidy in the drawer so that they're easily at hand without all this unbelievably messy hassle.
And next time I try to slice off the top of a spice mill herb jar thing, I'll go and find a junior hacksaw.
M
And, this is me, and I bleed, the red stuff runs. It does set, but it's really runny.
The sink looks like a bloodbath, and I stretch over to pull off a paper towel, and the whole roll and rod comes birling off and skitters over the kitchen floor
I wrap up my hand, and the paper towel turns scarlet, so I wrap it up some more and head over to the drawer where I keep elastoplasts.
It's a new box, it's still sealed.....
Can I get it opened one handed ?
Can I heck..
So, I tear the lid off and shake out the plasters, which are assorted sizes, and find them all in strips of five.
I need two.
I'm still leaking red stuff.
Find another paper towel.
Can I get the strips apart ?
Uhuh.....they don't want to, but do rip apart eventually, however there's red stuff on some of the papers now.
Can I peel the blasted papers off the plasters ????
I give up on the wee fold back and pull apart and just rip the damned things open.
Then I am faced with the backing paper that just does not want to lift !!!
I finally get one edge lifted enough to try putting the plaster on over the cut.....still leaking red stuff.
Plaster No1 is on
Plaster No2 is as unobliging as No1, but I find another paper towel, dry everything off and cover up the bleeder on the next finger.
Realise that I have bled through No1
Just as well I have spare plasters, and just use up the ones I got red stuff on.
I know hygienic and sterile is a good thing in plasters, but this is ridiculous
I'm going to strip a couple out of their covers and leave them tidy in the drawer so that they're easily at hand without all this unbelievably messy hassle.
And next time I try to slice off the top of a spice mill herb jar thing, I'll go and find a junior hacksaw.
M