I hadn't thought of little finger tip covers, I'll get some
I do usually start a decent knife in the swede, turn it over then thump the back on the knife on a chopping board but that's not very good for whatever board you have and I don't feel very nice doing that to the knife. So I was trying a different approach with the little Victorinox. I may get a chainmail glove which will probably end up saving me money compared to plasters if I carry on eating swede.
Orange jobs, not white with purple tops which are surely turnips?
There's more evil swede lurking outside. Even the crows won't touch them.