Chuck Norris is Odins secret son!

[Imagedude]

Now we know the truth behind your user name. You've put an image in my head I could do without.

Now we know where Dwayne Johnson was spawned from...

 

[Shambling Shaman]

Chuck Norris can boil water with his own rage..

 

[Wayland]

Who's Chuck Norris?

 

[abominable_scouse_monster]

Who's Chuck Norris?

Oh god you just summoned the Norris!!!!! RUN!!!! RUN!!!!

 

[torc]

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience, 'nuff said.
Happy trails...torc.

 

[SimonM]

Chuck Norris killed 2 stones with 1 bird...

 

[Marshall]

Chuck Norris was born in a wooden cottage which he has built.

 

[Jinsin456]

He can slam a revolving door

Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he's scared of the dark, the dark is scared of Chuck Norris.

When chuck falls out a boat he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris

 

[dwardo]

Brilliant! I love these Norris`isms. My nephew is full of them and keeps us entertained for hours in the woods.

 

[swright81076]

Chuck Norris threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people.... Then the hand grenade went off.

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