Chuck Norris' Dog
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Very Good. Wonder what Chuck thinks about all these jokes? Or has no-one told him....
I heard he went to 'The Virgin Islands' for a holiday, when he left they just renamed them to 'The Islands.'
Mint :thumbup:
Saw him on that square thing in the corner....
Hes well aware and has his own favorites. Top bloke. Watched him chop a large axe in half , next to the head.....then stare the head down as a bloke tried to stab him with it. The axe was so scared it turned the other way and stuck its sen in totha bloke
I heard he went to 'The Virgin Islands' for a holiday, when he left they just renamed them to 'The Islands.'
I've heard he has a bear rug infront of the fire - its not dead, just afraid to move....
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the sh*t out of it.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris but they had to change the name because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the sh*t out of it.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris but they had to change the name because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Biker
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
I was about to copy and paste that tin can bar-be-que grill thing here MadDave, but I see you've already done so. Yeah, rather clever that.
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Eric_Methven
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
(I told Susannah about this at Drew's funeral. She did say she'd have found it funny - so not in as bad taste as first thought.)
Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That's why there's no sign of life there.
Chuck Norris can SPEAK Braile.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game; using a golf ball.
Chuck Norris can SPEAK Braile.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game; using a golf ball.
