Beards? You lot need the warmth of a beard? Pah, softies. Must be from down south* are you?
Next you'll be telling me you all have knives and all you can think of doing with them is make endless amounts of spoons and that you actually own an umbrella.
I'm just nipping out to the offy for a few beers, do you want me to pick some Bass Shandy and 20 Silk Cut up for you?
*Anywhere south of Shap is actually "South" by the way.
Next you'll be telling me you all have knives and all you can think of doing with them is make endless amounts of spoons and that you actually own an umbrella.
I'm just nipping out to the offy for a few beers, do you want me to pick some Bass Shandy and 20 Silk Cut up for you?
*Anywhere south of Shap is actually "South" by the way.