I've been a bushcrafter for many a year, and I spent all my mams money on ray mears gear....
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An its no ney niver, no ney niver no more, will I be bivvyin aht side a bushcraftin store...?
I went to Ronnie sunshines, whose store I'd frequent, and and told owd Ronnie my pocket brass wer spent...i asked him for bush credit... He answered me ney, for a customer like yor, I should be gettin more pay....
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Well I showed him my loyalty points, 20 million on his Web site, owd ronnies eyes opened wide wi delight.....,
He said.. My boy thal have tarps n. Dutch ovens.... Only the best...... For you really have bought more Shyte, than all of the rest!
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Well tonight I return home and show my new gear to my dear loving mum... An ask her to parden er bushcraftin son... An after the rollicking like many times afore, i'll have to promise me mam, that I'll not go round to owd ronnies bushcraftin store....
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It's been......... Emotional!!
Copyright Chiseller ;-)
Well..... What can I say..... It's been emotional...good elth ;-)
Seriously..?
It's been emotional.... Apologies.... None.... Thankyous.... A dozen..
Be hopefully back on tomorrow for a tale ;-)
Nuggets.. "YOW Bear Yow Bear"
Bear.. "Eyup Chis... Can yor undastand a wurd e just sed? "