Biker, Happy Joan of Arc Day!

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greetings everyone, i am at some point someway gonna try and read through this huge thread and join the madness


Good luck with trawling through this tome. The only qualification needed is a good warped sense of humour.

New blood auntie......:evilangel:

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On this day in 2013, 28th of June goatboy posts
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Ray mears is Rubbish and Bear Grylls is the best


Yup on the 28th of July 1914 Franz Ferdinand, Archduke of Austria and his wife Sophie were assassinated in Sarajevo by young Serbian nationalist Gavrilo Princip at 10.45am , the casus belli of World War I.
Also in honour of Bikers stunning artwork on this day in 2003 the 12th Episode of Firefly was aired, called "The Message". Shiny.

Posting a month early and taking sides in the great Mears Grylls hostilities for a second time(the first time was over a year later in the same month in2014) lead to political tensions and the onset of The Grylls Mears war 3. Many would be banned before a decisive victory was gained by Mears Supreme commander Petrochemicals several years before he joined


Welcome! Pull up an electric chair, dust off your dysfuntions and join the family :D

Hellooo GGBOD don't listen too them. I don't know what you mean auntie I begin to suspect you are nothing but a troll, and I'm quite offended at the insinuation, you really have got my goat now. We're all perfectly well balanced normal well adjusted human beings. And you now have another girl to play with. satan31.jpg

No goatboy I counted them all up, it would be quite annoying to find that was cut and pasted from a forum tool. Next you shall be telling me that there is a tool that counts all the letters words and paragraphs through the early hours making my efforts surplus to requiremments..
 

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Welcome to the jungle GGTBod, what have you let yourself in for man! Get your pith helmet on, polish up your brogues, wax that lovely moustache and buy in a couple of hogsheads of mindbleach.


I see the vulture..... sorry family have already circled.... sorry welcomed you. They are a lovely bunch though please don't feed them after 6 PM and they're only allowed plastic spoons as they're not allowed knives unless they're of a bushcrafty variety. Though I fear that Cousin Pedro may soon have even that privilege revoked as he's gone and started counting things again. Though he does try to keep hitting that old gypsy lady who smiles a lot from the fortune tellers society. (Yes he keeps trying to hit a happy medium) OK I'll go after that one - rather tenuous even for me.
 

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Thanks for the unusual welcomes everyone, you are a strange old bunch, my last functioning braincell is tootling along nicely and i am full of smiles as i just got back from canoeing/kayaking down the River tyne, we had planned going on derwent reservoir only to be told on arrival it was not allowed unless with the local club and they have their safety boat on the reservoir, we contact them and they want £55 per person for the privilege of using my own blimmin boats, cheeky friggen (insert whatever swearwords you wish here, the more colourful the better), so we told them to stick their reservoir up their collects jazxies and jumped in a taxi to our local river upstream and had a 10 mile jaunt back to the city.

Apparently the reasoning is that the reservoir is own by Northumbrian water and unless you have public liability insurance they won't let you, i told the git that i am going to stop paying my water rates in protest out of sheer principle. Health and safety up the yazoo once again

Anyhoo had a great day and not even that sore from it, always a bonus
 

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Today in 1838.

Queen Victoria was crowned on 28 June 1838, aged 19. The ceremony took five hours and suffered from a lack of rehearsal. No one except the Queen and Lord John Thynne (Sub-Dean of Westminster acting for the Dean), knew what should be happening. The coronation ring was painfully forced on to her wrong finger and Lord Rolle, an elderly peer, fell down the steps while making his homage to the Queen. A confused bishop wrongly told her the ceremony was over and she then had to come back to her seat to finish the service. In her Journal Victoria recorded the events of the day, calling it ‘the proudest of my life’.


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Ehhh, I didn't know that about Queen Victoria's coronation. Always assumed it would've passed off pretty smoothly as the pomp of the Empire would have been approaching it's zenith. But then the stuff that goes on behind scenes at any event is always fun.
 

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Biker! Happy Tower Bridge Day!
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Pa!, rejoice and spread out your arms bridge like to encompass the knowledge of the day as today in 1894 - London's Tower Bridge opens allowing you and Uncle Kelly to gawp in wonder and say "Cor blimey guv'ner!" as you fill your mushes with jellied eels and mash.
Tower Bridge (built 1886–1894) is a combined bascule and suspension bridge in London which crosses the River Thames. It is close to the Tower of London, from which it takes its name, and has become an iconic symbol of London.
The bridge consists of two towers tied together at the upper level by means of two horizontal walkways, designed to withstand the horizontal forces exerted by the suspended sections of the bridge on the landward sides of the towers. The vertical component of the forces in the suspended sections and the vertical reactions of the two walkways are carried by the two robust towers. The bascule pivots and operating machinery are housed in the base of each tower. The bridge's present colour scheme dates from 1977, when it was painted red, white and blue for Queen Elizabeth II's silver jubilee. Originally it was painted a mid greenish-blue colour.
The nearest London Underground station is Tower Hill on the Circle and District lines, and the nearest Docklands Light Railway station is Tower Gateway.
Contrary to popular belief[SUP], [/SUP]the song "London Bridge Is Falling Down" has nothing to do with Tower Bridge, instead referring to the collapses of other various London Bridges.

Construction started in 1886 and took eight years with five major contractors – Sir John Jackson (foundations), Baron Armstrong (hydraulics), William Webster, Sir H.H. Bartlett, and Sir William Arrol & Co. – and employed 432 construction workers. E W Crutwell was the resident engineer for the construction.
Two massive piers, containing over 70,000 tons of concrete, were sunk into the riverbed to support the construction. Over 11,000 tons of steel provided the framework for the towers and walkways. This was then clad in Cornish granite and Portland stone, both to protect the underlying steelwork and to give the bridge a pleasing appearance.
Jones died in 1887 and George D. Stevenson took over the project. Stevenson replaced Jones's original brick façade with the more ornate Victorian Gothic style, which makes the bridge a distinctive landmark, and was intended to harmonise the bridge with the nearby Tower of London. The total cost of construction was £1,184,000 (£114 million as of 2014).

Knowing our penchant for cool planes here a pretty cool picture.
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A Short Sunderland of No. 201 Squadron RAF moored at Tower Bridge during the 1956 commemoration of the Battle of Britain. That plane was one of the first model kits I ever did. Thought it was very cool.

 

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Very interesting read nephew. Loving the flying boat. Here's something for auntie.
produced by Consolidated Aircraft. It was one of the most widely used seaplanes of World War II. Catalinas served with every branch of the United States Armed Forces and in the air forces and navies of many other nations.

During World War II, PBYs were used in anti-submarine warfare, patrol bombing, convoy escorts, search and rescue missions (especially air-sea rescue), and cargo transport. The PBY was the most numerous aircraft of its kind and the last active military PBYs were not retired from service until the 1980s. Even today, nearly 80 years after its first flight, the aircraft continues to fly as a waterbomber (or airtanker) in aerial firefighting operations all over the world.

The designation "PBY" was determined in accordance with the U.S. Navy aircraft designation system of 1922; PB representing "Patrol Bomber" and Y being the code assigned to Consolidated Aircraft as its manufacturer. Catalinas built by other manufacturers for the US Navy were designated according to different manufacturer codes, thus Canadian Vickers-built examples were designated PBV, Boeing-Canada examples PB2B (there already being a Boeing PBB) and Naval Aircraft Factory examples were designated PBN. Canadian examples were named Canso by the Royal Canadian Air Force in accordance with contemporary British naming practice of naming seaplanes after coastal port towns, in this case for the town of Canso in Nova Scotia while the Royal Air Force used the name Catalina. The United States Army Air Forces and later the United States Air Force used the designation OA-10. Navy Catalinas used in the Pacific against the Japanese for night operations were painted black overall, and as a result were sometimes referred to locally as "Black Cats".


General characteristics

Crew: 10 — pilot, co-pilot, bow turret gunner, flight engineer, radio operator, navigator, radar operator, two waist gunners, ventral gunner
Length: 63 ft 10 7/16 in (19.46 m)
Wingspan: 104 ft 0 in (31.70 m)
Height: 21 ft 1 in (6.15 m)
Wing area: 1,400 ft² (130 m²)
Empty weight: 20,910 lb (9,485 kg)
Max. takeoff weight: 35,420 lb (16,066 kg)
Powerplant: 2 × Pratt & Whitney R-1830-92 Twin Wasp radial engines, 1,200 hp (895 kW each) each
Zero-lift drag coefficient: 0.0309
Drag area: 43.26 ft² (4.02 m²)
Aspect ratio: 7.73

Performance

Maximum speed: 196 mph (314 km/h)
Cruise speed: 125 mph (201 km/h)
Range: 2,520 mi (4,030 km)
Service ceiling: 15,800 ft (4,000 m)
Rate of climb: 1,000 ft/min (5.1 m/s)
Wing loading: 25.3 lb/ft² (123.6 kg/m²)
Power/mass: 0.034 hp/lb (0.056 kW/kg)
Lift-to-drag ratio: 11.9

Armament

3 .30 cal (7.62 mm) machine guns (two in nose turret, one in ventral hatch at tail)
2 .50 cal (12.7 mm) machine guns (one in each waist blister)
4,000 lb (1,814 kg) of bombs or depth charges; torpedo racks were also available


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The Short S.25 Sunderland was a British flying boat patrol bomber developed for the Royal Air Force (RAF) by Short Brothers. It took its service name from the town (latterly, city) and port of Sunderland in northeast England.

Based in part upon the S.23 Empire flying boat, the flagship of Imperial Airways, the S.25 was extensively re-engineered for military service. It was one of the most powerful and widely used flying boats throughout the Second World War,[1] and was involved in countering the threat posed by German U-boats in the Battle of the Atlantic. RAF Sunderlands also saw service throughout the Korean War and continued in service until 1959. It also took part in the Berlin airlift. Sunderlands remained in service with the Royal New Zealand Air Force (RNZAF) until 1967.

Sunderlands converted for civil use, known as Short Sandringhams, continued in airline operation until 1974. A single airworthy example remains on display in Florida at Fantasy of Flight. A sunken Mark I Sunderland, identified as the Sunderland T9044 of No 210 Squadron, RAF, was discovered in 2000 off the Wales coast and plans are to raise it.


General characteristics

Crew: 9—11 (two pilots, radio operator, navigator, engineer, bomb-aimer, three to five gunners)
Length: 85 ft 4 in (26.0 m)
Wingspan: 112 ft 9½ in (34.39 m)
Height: 32 ft 10½ in (10 m)
Wing area: 1,487 ft² (138 m²)
Empty weight: 34,500 lb (15,663 kg)
Loaded weight: 58,000 lb (26,332 kg)
Powerplant: 4 × Bristol Pegasus XVIII nine-cylinder radial engine, 1,065 hp (794 kW) each

Performance

Maximum speed: 210 mph (336 km/h) at 6,500 ft (2,000 m)
Cruise speed: 178 mph (285 km/h) at 5,000 ft (1,500 m)
Stall speed: 78 mph (125 km/h)
Range: 1,780 mi (2,848 km)
Service ceiling: 16,000 ft (4,880 m)
Rate of climb: 720 ft/min (3.67 m/s)
Wing loading: 39 lb/ft² (191 kg/m²)
Power/mass: .018 hp/lb (.030 kW/kg)

Armament

Guns:
16× 0.303 inch (7.7 mm) Browning machine guns
2× Browning 0.5 inch (12.7 mm) machine gun
Bombs: various defensive and offensive munitions, including bombs, mines and depth charges carried internally and, some, winched out beneath the wings. Manually launched flares, sea markers and smoke-floats.
 

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Phwaaarrrr that s interesting :D I find I have much in common with the cat being a bit of a slow old bird... I can see why you young uns prefer the sunderland, looking at the specs- handsome is as handsome does - but I have to show my inner woman and say for me, it's all about the looks :D gosh we lassies are sooo shallow :p
 
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A rare and lovely fruit.... by bambodoggy Yesterday, 22:43

Lucky 7s on the thread count, with it being the start of the 7th month too.

The number 7

Number 7 resonates with the vibrations and energies of the ‘Collective Consciousness’, faith and spirituality, spiritual awakening and awareness, spiritual enlightenment, spiritual development, mysticism, intuition and inner-knowing, inner-wisdom, psychic abilities, the esoteric, inner-selves, deep contemplation, introspection, eccentric, religion, thoughtfulness, understanding of others, natural healer and healing, secrets, myth, ritual, peace, poise, emotions and feelings, inner-strength, endurance and perserverance, persistence of purpose, the ability to bear hardships, quick-wit, the loner, solitary,  isolation, long-sighted, the non-conformist, independence and individualism, intentions, manifesting and manifestation in time and space and good fortune.     
                                    
Number SEVEN also relates to the attributes of  mental analysis, philosophy and philosophical, technicality, scientific research, science, alchemy, genius, a keen mind, specialising and the specialist, the inventor, determination, the written word, logic, understanding, knowledge, discernment and discerning, knowledge seeking, study, education and learning, writing and the writer,  evolution, stability, the ability to set limits, completion, refinement, stoicism, silence, perfection, chastity, dignity, ascetic, rigor, ahead of the times. 


The 7 directions: north, south, east, west, up, down and the center.
In Humans:
the 7 Endocrine glands.
The 7 colors of the rainbow.
The 7 classical planets.
The 7 bodies of the Human microcosm.
In Humans: the 7 chakras.
Seventh heaven is the farthest of the concentric spheres containing the stars in the Moslem and cabalist systems.
Seven is the maximum number of eclipses of the Sun and Moon that can occur in any one year.
Christianity
The seven Virtues are: Faith, Hope, Charity, Fortitude, Justice, Prudence, and Temperence

Budo
The Seven Virtues: Jin: benevolence, Gi: honor or justice, Rei: courtesy and etiquette, Chi: wisdom, intellligence, Shin: sincerity, Chu: loyalty, Koh: piety

Vices recognized by Christianity: The seven deadly sins are:
Pride: excessive belief in one's own abilities, that interferes with the individual's recognition of the grace of God. It has been called the sin from which all others arise. Pride is also known as Vanity.
Envy: the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, or situation.
Gluttony: an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires.
Lust: an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body.
Anger: is manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury. It is also known as Wrath.
Greed: the desire for material wealth or gain, ignoring the realm of the spiritual. It is also called Avarice or Covetousness.
Sloth: Avoidance of physical or spiritual work.
 
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Here you go.

The first day on the Somme, 1 July 1916, was the opening day of the Battle of Albert (1–13 July 1916). Nine corps of the French Sixth Army, as well as the British Fourth and Third armies, attacked the German Second Army of General Fritz von Below, from Foucaucourt on the south bank to Serre, north of the Ancre and at Gommecourt 2 miles (3.2 km) beyond. The objective of the attack was to capture the German first and second positions from Serre south to the Albert–Bapaume road and the first position from the road south to Foucaucourt.

The German defence south of the road mostly collapsed and the French had "complete success" on both banks of the Somme, as did the British from Maricourt on the army boundary, where XIII Corps took Montauban and reached all its objectives and XV Corps captured Mametz and isolated Fricourt. The III Corps attack on both sides of the Albert–Bapaume road was a disaster, making only a short advance south of La Boisselle, with a huge number of casualties. Further north the X Corps attack captured the Leipzig Redoubt, failed opposite Thiepval and had a great but temporary success on the left, where the German front line was overrun and Schwaben and Stuff redoubts captured.

German counter-attacks during the afternoon recaptured most of the lost ground north of the Albert–Bapaume road and fresh attacks against Thiepval were defeated, also with great loss to the British. On the north bank of the Ancre the attack of VIII Corps was another failure, with large numbers of British troops being shot down in no man's land. The VII Corps diversion at Gommecourt was also costly, with only a partial and temporary advance south of the village. The German defeats from Foucaucourt to the Albert–Bapaume road, left the German defence on the south bank incapable of resisting another attack and a substantial German retreat began, from the Flaucourt plateau to the west bank of the Somme close to Péronne, while on the north bank Fricourt was abandoned.

Several truces were negotiated to recover wounded from no man's land on the British front, where the Fourth Army had lost 57,470 casualties, of which 19,240 men were killed. The French had 1,590 casualties and the German 2nd Army lost 10,000–12,000 casualties. Orders were issued to the Anglo-French armies to continue the offensive on 2 July and a German counter-attack on the north bank of the Somme by the 12th Division, intended for the night of 1/2 July, took until dawn on 2 July to begin. Since 1 July 1916 the cost of the battle and the "meagre gains" have been a source of grief and controversy in Britain; in German and French writing the first day of the Battle of the Somme has been little more than a footnote to the mass losses of 1914–1915 and the Battle of Verdun.
 

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Well, uncles just given auntie a fine pasting there :D marvellous ;) puts it into perspective that those losses should be regarded by history as a mere footnote to Verdun. Shocking waste of men folk.
 

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