A wise man said...

[hanzo]

"Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids."

~ Augie T.

 

[ex-member Raikey]

"Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger"

my personal fave

 

[launditch1]

Face it, sometimes you're the statue, sometimes you're the pigeon.

or, Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

 

[Calurix]

Never eat yellow snow.

 

[resnikov]

5h17 happens!

If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

 

[Robbi]

he who cooks carrots and peas in the same pot is a dirty git !!

 

[shaggystu]

always keep your barrow up to your muck

 

[ex-member Raikey]

its only the first inch that hurts

 

[filcon]

A wise man tried to say something, but he was interupted by a woman who had to have last word and also knew better.

phil

 

[Robbi]

i always knew my wife was my Mrs Right, i just didn't realise her first name was Always !

 

[British Red]

Anything worth shooting, is worth shooting twice

 

[Bigfoot]

"A wise man speaks because he has something to say; a fool because he has to say something." Plato

or one of my faves:-

"Never interrupt your enemy while he is making a mistake" Napoleon Bonaparte

 

[Shewie]

Marriage is an institution, and that's where you end up

 

[BarryG]

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much

 

[colly]

A wise man tried to say something, but he was interupted by a woman who had to have last word and also knew better.

phil

that is my new fave.

 

[Harvestman]

Smile. It makes people wonder what you've been up to.

 

[Melonfish]

a man who goes through a turn style sideways is clearly going to Bangkok.

one fave is: I feel like i'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe..

 

[BarryG]

My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.

"It's worth spending money on good speakers," he told me.

 

[Nonsuch]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger & says,
'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? '

'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars'
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions
Of galaxies & potentially billions of planets. Astrologically,
It tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be
Approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically,
The Lord is all-powerful and we are small & insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?' .........

'You dumber than buffalo ***. It means someone stole the tent'

 

[luckylee]

i love my signature, it was of there rare moments for me, when i thought of something that made sense.