A wee bit o fun

[Sniper]

I was talking to my mate today, goin on about how the wife is naggin me about getting some jobs finished round the house and such like. He said "you should stand up for yerself matey, what are you ... a man or a mouse" ............. to which I replied " Oh I am definately a man cos she's scared of mice"

Boom Boom! ! !:yikes:

 

[JonathanD]

Mine isn't scared of mice. How can I tell if I'm a man?

 

[TeeDee]

Mine isn't scared of mice. How can I tell if I'm a man?

Jd , I think your Super,-Man.

 

[Robbi]

the grim reaper came for me last night but i beat him off with a vacum cleaner...........talk about dyson with death !

 

[JonathanD]

Jd , I think your Super,-Man.

You swine!

the grim reaper came for me last night but i beat him off with a vacum cleaner...........talk about dyson with death !

 

[_mark_]

Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on.

 

[JonathanD]

Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on.

 

[Barn Owl]

Why can't Frankenstein have children...






'Cos his nuts are round his neck.

 

[Wayland]

 

[Radix lecti]

JohnathanD was stopped by the police in the woods with a blade on him...... he said he was doing the Devals work!!

 

[Nagual]

Some good ones and some erm well... lol as they say a good pun is it's own reword...