Don't be to hard on him Mesquite, he's a good man. I know he loves my step sister Betty very much and I must be a trial for him and a constant source of shame...
You're not so bad mate, I can accept the stumble just outside the starting gate, boyish excitement to impress and all. Be cool OK? Now wipe your nose and ... NOT OF YOUR CUFF, PUL-EAZE! and let's try this again eh?
You really don't know him very well, do you?
Oi! Just exactly are you incinerating?
Hey Mesquite I heard on the grapevine you've picked up a millstone .. I mean waif, of your own.
Let's see if either of these wannabes remember Father's day next year then. (not to mention this year's birthdays, Christmas, Ascension day, independence day, Hallowe'en, thanksgiving, 2nd birthday D-Day and any other day I can think of that requires surprise gifts to commemorate them.
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Not too late to back out chaps
Sorry for the thread hijack Hamish.
Kids eh?
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