More mystery parcels..
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Just think of all the fun you'll have unwrapping these mystery presents John
Of course we're going to want pictures of you with them all as well as their contents
Just think of all the fun you'll have unwrapping these mystery presents John
Of course we're going to want pictures of you with them all as well as their contents
Get ready with a charity donations site then
Get ready with a charity donations site then
You better decide on your chosen charity then
i want to have pictures of John unwrapping them too. I'm sure that will be whne we really see the joy on his face!
If you don't know who they're from, don't open them in front of others is my advice. I once fell for that with what felt like (and turned out to be) a book of 'coffee table book' dimensions. It was the contents of the book that were a little... unusual. I won't elaborate as I'm sure some of you would prefer to retain what innocence you have left; suffice to say that I thought my mum was going to either swoon or spontaneously combust after saying, 'Ooh, that looks nice' and opening a page at random.
And another one this morning - with a note from "Santa" saying I have been a "good boy"!
Are they dyslexic.....
Are they dyslexic.....
There's a brown envelope from Scotland headed your way Mr Fenna, and I promise, no pink, and no sporks 
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There's a brown envelope from Scotland headed your way Mr Fenna, and I promise, no pink, and no sporks
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Ooooh!
Now I am getting the Xmas spirit!
Could be a nice new ring, or even a little clamp that you may or may not come in useful.
And another annony mouse one ... that I had to pay the PO £1.09 to pick up from the depot as it had not got enough postage on it!
I wont be rescuing any more like that! (1st class does not cover it...)
I wont be rescuing any more like that! (1st class does not cover it...)
Ohhh... that's naughty.
It's one thing to send you these things but to make you pay is a bit off
How far are you from the depot?
Ouch!
Your typical envelope with a total thickness in excess of 5mm and / or >100g needs to go over the counter (iirc a 'large letter' is £0.69 for 2nd Class and £0.90 1st Class) at the PO. So it looks like someone's paid for a standard letter at first class and you've paid £0.09 for the postage (they tend to charge the difference based on the relevant 2nd Class stamp) plus £1.00 'admin charge' for the privilege of being told the fee wasn't enough .Tell you what, I'll send you something nice to make up for it
.(And it won't be a pink spork either!
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About 8 miles ... but "herself" works about 100 yards from itOhhh... that's naughty.
It's one thing to send you these things but to make you pay is a bit off
How far are you from the depot?
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NO,NO,NO, This is character assassination. You are all useing Photoshop, to destroy one of my heroes. Not on my watch. I don't believe them John. I'm with you mate.
Not at all... John has a thing about Pink Sporks
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