I am amazed that in 40 years of camping I've never ever gone down with food poisoning
I wish I could say the same. Never by my own hand, it was 'army' camping.
If you happen to read the bbc article linked above, I feel I should comment on what the article only mentions 3 times. The man who ate the 50 year old chicken was a former soldier and as such underwent some very specialised training which would enable him to perform such feats.
They say that in the army the chow is mighty fine
Well a chicken jumped off the table and killed a friend of mine
Germany, winter of 91', a muddy place call Graf'...
.the chickens came at dusk. We had been waiting for them for days. We held the high ground and were more than a little hungry for action. We were a well seasoned group, not a green newbie among us and the chickens didnt stand a chance although for a short time it was intense hand to wing action.
We were all feeling quite victorious like good sons of Odin, when about an hour later they hit us
.hard. Massive chicken counter-attack. Guys were dropping on my left and on my right, crying out in the most pitiful moans. Everything seemed to be happening in slow motion when suddenly I felt a most uncomfortable sensation in my lower abdomen, Damn, Im hit! We all got hit, about 30 of us, it really was a terrible mess. I managed to fight on through the night and lived to eat chicken another day, but I will never forget that awful night so long ago, the Battle for Chicken Hill.
These chickens had been (at some point)boiled, canned probably would have been better. I did not touch chicken for ten years after this.