I have some cool ones and some naff ones, i'll let you decide which are which.
I was in the paper with Chris Bonnington (Because i went to a talk in Bedworth and we are both called Christian... go figure)
I was on the front of my local rag for teaching Noel Gallagher Harmonica at Glastonbury and another time for selling a bar of soap on ebay that belonged to Saddam Hussein. I got $110 (£65) My mate looted it from his palace.
I take photos for Damien Rice and David Icke (I am linked on their websites) and some other musicians and minor celebs. The photo on David Ickes new dvd is one of mine..
Anthony Hopkins bought me an orange juice in Wales. (I wish i hadn't said, i'll have what you are having.)
I used to do Yoga with Siouxsie Sioux in a little town in the south of France called Condom (where she lives and where i used to read the news on the local radio in English)
I worked for a little while as an extra in Bollywood and amongst weird things like dancing in soap adverts i had a part in a channel 4 drama called 'Bombay Blue'... I was a bearded cult member.
I made and starred in a short film called 'Road Trip'.. Not the famous one although it was on the big screen... Warwick Arts center
Met and photographed Tori Amos, Jools Holland, Will Self, Bill Giles, David Suchet, Howard Marks (we got wasted in a caravan), John Major (we didn't),
Lenny henry, Kate Adie, Murrey Walker (miserable git), The Queen and the Queen Mum, Shaun Ryder, Elvin Jones, and lots of bands.. i forget.
I have just been filmed with Kevin McCloud & some others for a program going out in October on channel 4 about the demolition of ugly buildings in the UK called 'Demolish it!"
Me and a friend made the thatch over the Jacuzzi and baths for 'Big Brother 5' and for the house of King Arthur's Mother that burned down in the film 'King Arthur.'
It's weird trying to recall stuff you think others might think is cool knowing you would never say all of it out in one go ever again because it makes you look like a prat.
Oh and i guess i will make this a finally...
I met Lady Diana (when she was a 'Lady') picking up some sausages in a butchers in Dersingham, Norfolk and years later was in a hotel three minutes walk away on the night she died. I also discovered the fact she is not buried where everyone thinks she is and her Brother is making lots of money out of this fact.
I think that's all...