What's the worst thing your other half has called you?

[colly]

she calls me her "hunter gatherer" normally when i give her some veg or meat which needs a little more prep than the supermarket supplies.

 

[gsfgaz]

Yer mad , yer crazy , yer no gone oot in that weather ,, Who's no , bye

 

[Shewie]

The time she caught me in bed with her best friend was a good one

 

[Robbi]

LOL !! I bet !!

 

[blacktimberwolf]

i never really know! its always in French and i don't recognise any of the words

If you want anything translated I 'll be glad to help .... I can also give you some ammo to fire back at her with.

 

[blacktimberwolf]

The time she caught me in bed with her best friend was a good one

Like when Jerry Hall caught Mick jagger in bed with David Bowie

 

[udamiano]

If you want anything translated I 'll be glad to help .... I can also give you some ammo to fire back at her with.

Thanks my French is not bad, but in this case I think ignorance is bliss. LOL
anyway it amuses me to answer her back in English with completely different answers to completely different conversation. I know its bad, but I just can't stop myself LOL :evilangel:

 

[JJJ]

Honest answer, after 3 wives would have to be................ENGLISH!